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Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 5/22@6:05pm CT

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    "Just like the warning on Preparation H “Not for Oral Use”, you know that warning is on the packaging because someone did just that and then probably complained to the company after. “Dear Preparation

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    Dave The Dastardly

    The Lone Ranger's problem was he never read John Donne. If he'd had he would have known that no man is an island. But then what kind of macho ranger wanted to be seen packing poetry books in his saddl

 

Hey.....uh, Rb......I thought that Preparation H story was just between you and me......

 

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Don't worry, this internet fad will go away soon.  Nobody reads this stuff anyway.  It'll all be forgotten in no time.

 

Interesting side note about Preparation H: Used by body builders to shrink the bags under their eyes.

 

No, not kidding. 

 

Don't blame me, blame Brian. Brian brought up Preparation H.

Used by everyone, not just body builders, to shrink the bags under their eyes. That's an old trick ... although I've never tried it.

Used by everyone, not just body builders, to shrink the bags under their eyes. That's an old trick ... although I've never tried it.

Not quite everyone.

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Slow day at work today. Hopefully I have the right McCarthy.

 

Is this how you picture it Brian?

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I love it but you got the wrong McCarthy. 

 

This Guy

 

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He's the Senator from Wisconsin in the 1950's who led the Red Scare. He held senate investigations into widespread communism which led to several Hollywood folks being black-listed among others. 

 

He was instrumental in the creation of the COLD WAR!!! 

 

I love it but you got the wrong McCarthy. 

 

This Guy

 

http://i.imgur.com/f7piUqV.png

 

He's the Senator from Wisconsin in the 1950's who led the Red Scare. He held senate investigations into widespread communism which led to several Hollywood folks being black-listed among others. 

 

He was instrumental in the creation of the COLD WAR!!! 

He was my 2nd choice. I'll have to fix it when I get home. I'm getting the hell out of this joint in a few minutes.

 

I don't hold out much hope for this series.  As many posters have mentioned, the Twins simply can not handle anyone outside of their division.  One of the reasons why it is so hard to be a fan is simply because the management continues to do this year after year.

 

Our holes in our pitching is going to sink this ship.  How can anyone think Gibson is a valuable option when the guy simply cant hit the corners and his fastball tops off at 90 if he is lucky.  I wish this team would not wait so damn long to make any changes.  

I'll have to see your ticket stub sir, I'm  not sure you're supposed to be in the bleachers.

 

Used by everyone, not just body builders, to shrink the bags under their eyes. That's an old trick ... although I've never tried it.

You have a friend, however, that has, right? :)

I think it's possible we may play this game tonight. Tomorrow? That may be another story.

 

I love it but you got the wrong McCarthy. 

 

This Guy

 

http://i.imgur.com/f7piUqV.png

 

He's the Senator from Wisconsin in the 1950's who led the Red Scare. He held senate investigations into widespread communism which led to several Hollywood folks being black-listed among others. 

 

He was instrumental in the creation of the COLD WAR!!! 

Okay. How about this.

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I understand the entire being a fan and not being negative. I get it, but I have been a fan for 20 years and you are living a pipe dream if you think Gibson gives us any shot when he is on the mound.

I think this is appropriate given the weather lately.

 

 

Sigh...... Gibby is back. Can't wait!!1!

I dig your enthusiasm!

 

I understand the entire being a fan and not being negative. I get it, but I have been a fan for 20 years and you are living a pipe dream if you think Gibson gives us any shot when he is on the mound.

I had a 20-year old fan that went negative after I fixed it. It sucked.

 

Personally, I've always been positively negative. That way my low expectations are always exceeded. That can almost turn a guy into a Pollyanna. Well, not like a sex change turning. Just, you know... attitude, outlook on life.

 

Speaking of which, you ever wonder there wasn't a movie about a guy Pollyanna? What? They only interviewed sports fans for the part and couldn't find a guy whose beer glass was always half full?

This feels like one of those games where you bet the over on every runs category thinking it will be a 9-6 game and then these guys pitch out of their minds to burn you. 

 

I don't know why, but I'm thinking we win this one 4-3. 

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Used by everyone, not just body builders, to shrink the bags under their eyes. That's an old trick ... although I've never tried it.

 

 

A friend. Yeah, right.

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I'll have to see your ticket stub sir, I'm not sure you're supposed to be in the bleachers.

How come they're called the bleachers?

 

I understand the entire being a fan and not being negative. I get it, but I have been a fan for 20 years and you are living a pipe dream if you think Gibson gives us any shot when he is on the mound.

 

Hey, quit peeing on my pipe. Please pass the opiates.

 

How come they're called the bleachers?

Imagine: nice spring day at the ball park. Weather is gorgeous after a long cold winter.

 

People who haven't seen the inside of a gym for the better part of a decade decide it's a good day to take off their shirts.

 

EYEBLEACH!!

 

Hence the term "Bleachers"

 

 

I love it but you got the wrong McCarthy. 

 

This Guy

 

http://i.imgur.com/f7piUqV.png

 

He's the Senator from Wisconsin in the 1950's who led the Red Scare. He held senate investigations into widespread communism which led to several Hollywood folks being black-listed among others. 

 

He was instrumental in the creation of the COLD WAR!!! 

He might have been taken more seriously if he'd updated his map.  What are those...territories?

 

He might have been taken more seriously if he'd updated his map.  What are those...territories?

I'll take places that are not Arizona for $500.

He might have been taken more seriously if he'd updated his map. What are those...territories?

Obviously the potential future Communists States of America...

Why is Escobar DHing over Vargas?

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