https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJiI58nmO9c

 

ANNND Welcome Back! To Minnesota Twins Whine Line: Mother’s Day Edition! It’s HAPPENING!! The Twins are on a 4 game winning streak, thanks to our new HERO, Jose Berrios. Dude threw on his Superman shirt and cruised through 7 innings NO PROBLEM! Today is the last game of this series in Cleveland…

 

Before we talk about moms, let’s talk weather and lineups.

 

Still a little too chilly for my taste! Sunny and 58 degrees at first pitch. Real feel of 60 degrees. SWIRLING winds out of the WNW at 12 MPH. Good thing Sano doesn’t need swirling winds to knock one out of the park!

 

Minnesota Twins (19-14):

 

 

P – Hector the Kollector (L) – 5 quality starts in his last 6 outings! Hasn’t given up more than 3 runs in a start this season!

 

Cleveland Team (18-17):

 

 

P – Trevor Bauer ® – Dude has a 7.36 ERA! After today it should be worse!

 

 

All of the moms out there… Today is your special day! We couldn’t talk about anything else without feeling guilty about it. Whoever you think of as a mother…. The one who raised you, the mother of your children, or a really good friend who’s a mom, give her a call today to wish them Happy Mother’s Day! If you don’t, maybe your mom will put you on blast via YouTube like this mom!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g59FDkAdjlk

Best moms, ranked:

 

My mom – Okay, so maybe I’m a tad biased here…. She is the CEO of our family without a doubt. Growing up, she kept the family on time and on schedule for all of our activities. Not to mention being the best cook, interior designer, and card player in the family…. No matter if I’m 7, 17, or 27, if we’re under the same roof, she’s always taking care of us. My dad likes when we stop by too, since mom always cooks our favorite meals when we spend time together…. Nice consolation prize for him!

Miguel Sano’s mom – She made sure Miguel ate enough so he could grow up to be big and strong, and we thank her for it! Because of her, Miguel is now a cross between a man and a tree! And crushing towering home runs for all to see!

Carol Brady – The most memorable TV mom IMO… She combined 3 daughters with Mike’s family of 3 sons to make a loving, blended family together. This was even before “modern families” were mainstream! Once she let Oliver into the house though, the show was over…..

 

Chewbacca Mom – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3yRv5Jg5TI

 

How can you not enjoy Chewbacca mom’s contagious laughter? She seems like a nice woman! Let’s hope she’s still wearing that Chewbacca mask today and bringing her children to tears with her laugh….

 

Have a great Mother’s Day everyone, and WIN TWINS!

Good job, Van!

 

Everyone, have a most excellent Mother's day!

 

Off to Mother's day breakfast with mom at her church.

 

Later all!

Edited May 14, 20179 yr by Blake

My mom's in Florida. It's been a rough month for her. I'll be visiting at the end of the month. But I'll call her sometime today. Traveling again ... off to hear my oldest nephew's phd thesis presentation. Gonna have another doctor in the family!

Both my Moms are gone, so I'll adopt all the others.

 

Happy Day, Moms!

Twins:

 

Brian Dozier® 2B

Joe Mauer(L) DH

Miguel Sano® 3B

Kennys Vargas(S) 1B

Max Kepler(L) RF

Jorge Polanco(S) SS

Chris Gimenez® C

Eddie Rosario(L) LF

Byron Buxton® CF

 

Cleveland:

 

Jason Kipnis(L) 2B

Francisco Lindor(S) SS

Michael Brantley(L) LF

Edwin Encarnacion® DH

Carlos Santana(S) 1B

Jose Ramirez(S) 3B

Daniel Robertson® RF

Lonnie Chisenhall(L) CF

Roberto Perez® C

My Moms have "moved on", but I know they can see the plants I hang out on my deck in honor/memory of them.

 

Go out and win this game for your Moms, Twins!!!!

 

And a Happy Mother's Day to all the Mothers on here  

 

Sano and Vargas back to back. There's a moonshot in there. I like Molitor's tinkering this year, he seems to be making the right moves, whether we all agree or not.

"Hasn't given up more than 3 runs all season"

 

That my friends is a jinx

"Hasn't given up more than 3 runs all season"

 

That my friends is a jinx

Hopefully van can do the counter-jinx before game time.

Another great job Van! Your mom did great.

 

Sano and Vargas back to back. There's a moonshot in there. I like Molitor's tinkering this year, he seems to be making the right moves, whether we all agree or not.

I've been a little surprised by the complaints about the lineups.  Seems to me that they were an attempt to follow the new metrics.

So ... in the last week the Twins have had "Squirrel on the Field Day" and "Bark in the Park Night." It would have been fun if they had been the same game.

Edited May 14, 20179 yr by PDX Twin

I've been a little surprised by the complaints about the lineups. Seems to me that they were an attempt to follow the new metrics.

Well, as arm chair GMs we of course know better!

Twins are 2 games ahead in the standings....two games!!!....halfway through May!!!

Never ever in my wildest dreams, thought I would be able to post that, THIS year  

Edited May 14, 20179 yr by Jerr

Great Start!  

Oh, man........

 

Well, Mauer made him throw a lot of pitches.  That'll count later on...

Runner on first no outs... 4 pitches later, 3 outs

OH CRAP !!

Great Start!

Uh, we need to brush up on our definition of great my friend.

Just might be a long game

Ok, Twins lets settle down.....

 

Uh, we need to brush up on our definition of great my friend.

Well, there was a moment.  Then the moment was gone....

Okay, no more gift outs for Trevor

You guys are going to have to make your posts on the same delay as my in-flight audio feed.

 

You guys are going to have to make your posts on the same delay as my in-flight audio feed.

Ok, how?????????

Or how many Mississippi's do we need to count?????

Edited May 14, 20179 yr by Jerr

Twins' Rochester team has had 8 rain outs THIS year!!!

Watching the Indians feed yesterday, they talked about how the Indians will throw to fist after getting a third out strikeout. Just something they started to do for fun/to be different. Sometimes, when there's a runner on 1st, he will have a moment where he panics thinking he forgot how many outs in the inning as the catcher throws over there. That happened to Kendrys Morales this year and he pulled something scrambling back to the bag, requiring a DL stint. I found that little tidbit interesting.

Edited May 14, 20179 yr by crapforks

 

Watching the Indians feed yesterday, they talked about how the Indians will throw to fist after getting a third out strikeout. Just something they started to do for fun/to be different. Sometimes, when there's a runner in 1st, he will have a moment where he panics thinking he forgot how many outs in the inning as the catcher throws over there. That happened to Kendrys Morales this year and he pulled something scrambling back to the bag, requiring a DL stint. I found thy little tidbit interesting.

If I were Terry Francona I'd have ordered them to quit it after it resulted in an unnecessary injury. And Kendrys Morales is no stranger to strange injuries.

 

2/3 isn't bad I guess

Hold em there, get the bats going.  It's Trevor Bauer for pete's sake.