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Article: Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 5/9 - 7:10pm CT

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Let's see a nice implosion here.

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Go ahead and lay it down Kepler. They are giving you a base... Take it

The sox are apparently giving away a hawk harrelson alarm clock. I'd prefer this clock, to be honest

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Perfect

 

Beat that shift Max

Might want to get that pen up and warming

 

Start by putting a CD in the disc drive. After a few minutes, it turns into a pizza!

I don't have a "disc drive."

 

My computer is sorta old...uses 8-tracks.

The sox are apparently giving away a hawk harrelson alarm clock. I'd prefer this clock, to be honest

If you keep hitting snooze, does the Hawk clock just get more and more disgruntled like Hawk does when the Sox are losing?

Only a matter of time! I knew it!

That ball was traveling very fast.

One of life's great questions who's answer still eludes me: if more than one octopus means you have "octopi"...then what happens in Vegas if you are in a room of multiple Elvis impersonators? Do you have "Elvi"?

If you keep hitting snooze, does the Hawk clock just get more and more disgruntled like Hawk does when the Sox are losing?

Then it just shuts off and makes the other alarm clock carry the load

Yeah...too bad Vargas can't hit, right?

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One of life's great questions who's answer still eludes me: if more than one octopus means you have "octopi"...then what happens in Vegas if you are in a room of multiple Elvis impersonators? Do you have "Elvi"?

 

I'm adding that to my list along with:

 

If Man Evolved from Monkeys... Why are there still Monkeys? 

 

 

One of life's great questions who's answer still eludes me: if more than one octopus means you have "octopi"...then what happens in Vegas if you are in a room of multiple Elvis impersonators? Do you have "Elvi"?

Who knows?

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Should be hitting behind Sano

 

One of life's great questions who's answer still eludes me: if more than one octopus means you have "octopi"...then what happens in Vegas if you are in a room of multiple Elvis impersonators? Do you have "Elvi"?

The most correct plural of octopus is octopodes.

 

Start by putting a CD in the disc drive. After a few minutes, it turns into a pizza!

Chief is more familiar with those floppy discs, that would work as well.

 

I'm adding that to my list along with:

 

If Man Evolved from Monkeys... Why are there still Monkeys? 

Well, humans didn't evolve from monkeys. Humans and monkeys evolved from a common ancestor. Sorry to be accurate and all that.

 

Pelfrey and Santiago locked in a pitching duel? 

 

Will the weirdness never end?

Ah, the Pelfrey we know and love has returned. 

Chief is more familiar with those floppy discs, that would work as well.

Been a while since I've had square pizza, but that would work.

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