meh, I was thinking the freeways, but I'm sure the smog can clog real arteries too.

Prediction time. I predict a Twins win. This is only the second time all year I've done this. I'm 1 for 1 so far. Go Twins.

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How clogged are the arteries?

Yes

I'm eating venison tonight, so lean meat, no clogged arteries. Of course I'm on my 6th drink, no there may be a tradeoff.

 

I'm eating venison tonight, so lean meat, no clogged arteries. Of course I'm on my 6th drink, no there may be a tradeoff.

Indeed. <hic>

If there is upstanding, why is there no downstanding?  If there is outstanding, why is there no instanding?  If there is grandstanding, why is there no unimpressivestanding?  For that matter, why no coststanding, shortstanding, or softstanding?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F7_VvMlddk

Indeed. <hic>

Atta girl.

 

meh, I was thinking the freeways, but I'm sure the smog can clog real arteries too.

Or that deep dish pie with pepperoni frosting    

 

I really wouldn't call it that creative.  It's L-S-L-S-L-S-L-S-R.

 

Creative would be Grossman leading off with Mauer leaning on the dugout steps.

 

Using the LaRussa Maddon strategy. Batting the pitcher in the 8th spot. 

 

 

Play ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I'm eating venison tonight, so lean meat, no clogged arteries. Of course I'm on my 6th drink, no there may be a tradeoff.

Nah, booze just helps the cholesterol slide on through the veins.

 

If there is upstanding, why is there no downstanding?  If there is outstanding, why is there no instanding?  If there is grandstanding, why is there no unimpressivestanding?  For that matter, why no coststanding, shortstanding, or softstanding?

 

I don't know and I personally rank these questions near the top of my list of important questions yet to be answered. 

 

Right up there with which arm rest is mine at the movie theater. 

Oh goody, Roy "I get paid by the word" Smalley is announcing.

 

I don't know and I personally rank these questions near the top of my list of important questions yet to be answered. 

 

Right up there with which arm rest is mine at the movie theater. 

The arm rest questions is easily answered: Is the guy next to you bigger? His. Is the female next to you next to a boyfriend who is bigger than you are? Hers. Is the arm rest next to an obnoxious kid who's dad is bigger than you are? theirs. Is the little old lady packing? Hers. Is the wife next to you? Hers.

 

I missed Sunday's game thread.  Is it worth going to read the ninth inning comments or did people just lose their will to live and/or type comments?

yes.

 

Anyone who refrains from eating deep dish pizza with only their hands simply lacks courage.

No, we're wise enough to realize that pizza sauce stains are a good way to get on the bad side of the person who does the laundry.

 

yes.

Concur.

REVENGE game for Hector the Kollector! The beard looks recently trimmed.... Let's play!!

I would toss up something about pizza, but I don't do cheesy jokes.

 

The arm rest questions is easily answered: Is the guy next to you bigger? His. Is the female next to you next to a boyfriend who is bigger than you are? Hers. Is the arm rest next to an obnoxious kid who's dad is bigger than you are? theirs. Is the little old lady packing? Hers. Is the wife next to you? Hers.

 

Yeah... That's why I stopped going to movies. No place from my arms. 

What's the difference between my jokes and pizza?

Nah, booze just helps the cholesterol slide on through the veins.

I thought the cholesterol greased up the veins to help the booze slide on through.

 

What's the difference between my jokes and pizza?

Yours are ALL cheese with no crust?????

 

I thought the cholesterol greased up the veins to help the booze slide on through.

I think the cholesterol narrows the veins, slowing down the blood flow, allowing more of teh alcohol to be absorbed into the brain, making my drinking more efficient.

Just waiting around for that Big Pelf blowup inning....

 

Yours are ALL cheese with no crust?????

No, sorry.

 

My jokes can't be topped.

 

If there is upstanding, why is there no downstanding?  If there is outstanding, why is there no instanding?  If there is grandstanding, why is there no unimpressivestanding?  For that matter, why no coststanding, shortstanding, or softstanding?

I understand.

I think every pizza can be a "personal pizza," if you just believe in yourself strongly enough.

I think the cholesterol narrows the veins, slowing down the blood flow, allowing more of teh alcohol to be absorbed into the brain, making my drinking more efficient.

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It appears Sunday's game was postponed until today.