The key to winning is to allow baserunners...

 

Rangers run into outs...

 

Twins can't hit with runners on...

Yes???

Gato Grande!

I've figured out the twins formula for winning.

 

Score in one inning

Play absurdly strong defense

Throw out all the base runners

Something something athletic.

 

 

Castro the gunslinger!

He dekes the runners by pretending he's lost the ball.

 

I'm watching the Texas broadcast. What specifically are you referring to?

I'm giving Chi a hard time. She's not a fan of the Hawk. Yeah, I know, probably risking having Chi track me down and strangle me, but, hey, it's all in good fun.

Oh my lord, Sano!

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Ok, Sano pretend this is that guy that threw behind you the other day.....

HE CAN MASH, TOO!!!!!

GONE!!!!!  WOW..

 

Just like watching a superstar play.

That's big boy territory right there.

Sano with a non-refundable boom-daddy to left.

Vargas and Sano in the same lineup!

Varno! Sangas!

Lost: one baseball

That was a serious BOMB.

GATO GRANDE!!!

Sano is well in the lead for prospects that have panned out

Have yourself a night, Miguel Sano!  

 

HE CAN MASH, TOO!!!!!

He's too fat.

Sanoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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I'm giving Chi a hard time. She's not a fan of the Hawk. Yeah, I know, probably risking having Chi track me down and strangle me, but, hey, it's all in good fun.

I think in general they're boring. The best announcers I've heard, oddly, are both in the Bay Area: A's and Giants.

I was just about to type we couldn't score more than one run against BRIAN cashMAN tonight

It's nice to see the unexpectedly good defensive plays outnumber the unbelievably bad ones, not just for Sano but the for most of the rest of the d as well.

 

Of course, Sano could play third in a loveseat with a bowl of Doritos for all I care if he's going to hit the ball into the parking lot.

Edited April 26, 20179 yr by LaBombo

Jesus Sano, don't single-handedly win this game yourself or anything. Goodness gracious.

Great homers tonight. Too bad we could not score some of those 6 walks.

HE DID NOT GET CHEATED!

 

Sanoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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LMAO.

Also mighty fine defense by Sano on the Napoli hot smash to end the previous inning.

 

HE DID NOT GET CHEATED!

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He's too fat.