April 22, 20179 yr Author Hm. Winning makes everything seem so much better! DUDE Don't jinx this!!! Type something about how the Tigers are known as comeback teams... quickly... do it
April 22, 20179 yr Oh, Torii blew it, he disinemminentedated it.Has he ever, I don't know, watched a major sporting event in his life?
April 22, 20179 yr DUDE Don't jinx this!!! Type something about how the Tigers are known as comeback teams quicklyThe Tigers bullpen is known to be shoddy. Uhh, nope, not that, let's try that again: The Twins just might win this one because the Tigers have a shoddy bullpen. Shoot..just not getting the hang of it. Sorry.
April 22, 20179 yr Mrs. Chief is sad because the lines aren't working? No, she's happy that someone else might listen to his jokes for a while.
April 22, 20179 yr "No recording of this game may be disemboweled...dismembered...disengaged..." The new announcer has a little problem with, um, words... That's Torii Hunter?? Oh, the pain... Edited April 22, 20179 yr by jimbo92107
April 22, 20179 yr DUDE Don't jinx this!!! Type something about how the Tigers are known as comeback teams... quickly... do itThe Tigers are so good at coming back from 3 run leads against the Twins at Target field in the ninth inning
April 22, 20179 yr The Tigers ate $8 million of Pelfrey's contract, and now he's pitching for the White Sox. At the very least, he's shared the pain very democratically among the AL Central.
April 22, 20179 yr Author The Tigers are so good at coming back from 3 run leads against the Twins at Target field in the ninth inning http://nofactzone.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/images/stephen-colbert-wipes-sweat.jpg
April 22, 20179 yr The Tigers ate $8 million of Pelfrey's contract, and now he's pitching for the White Sox. At the very least, he's shared the pain very democratically among the AL Central.I heard they chipped in another $2m to ensure the White Sox followed through.
April 22, 20179 yr Hey Torii, I came over to help you with your English homework.. Edited April 22, 20179 yr by Aggies7
April 22, 20179 yr Add Mauer with a bald head... just under the flames.Sort of whiffed on this one...
April 22, 20179 yr "No recording of this game may be disemboweled...dismembered...disengaged..." The new announcer has a little problem with, um, words... That's Torii Hunter?? Oh, the pain...
April 22, 20179 yr DUDE Don't jinx this!!! Type something about how the Tigers are known as comeback teams... quickly... do itI. am. a. Tigers. fan. The. Twins. bullpen. is. terrible. I. am. not. jinxing. the. Tigers. chances. http://memeguy.com/photos/images/the-finals-of-the-dance-competition-at-the-g-summit-were-today-david-cameron-busts-out-his-best-moo--15732.gif
April 22, 20179 yr Taylor Rogers- nice stuff so far. I'm reminded of the late umpire Ron Luciano, when he had a brief stint in retirement as a color announcer. During a Brewers game, Gorman Thomas at bat. "Gorman. Goooorman. Not a ballplayer name. Gorman. Robin. They don't sound like ballplayers."(next batter- Sal Bando)"Sal. Now that's a ballplayer name! Sal. Hey, SAL!" I imagine he might critique Mr. Rogers and a few others these days.
April 22, 20179 yr Taylor Rogers- nice stuff so far. I'm reminded of the late umpire Ron Luciano, when he had a brief stint in retirement as a color announcer. During a Brewers game, Gorman Thomas at bat. "Gorman. Goooorman. Not a ballplayer name. Gorman. Robin. They don't sound like ballplayers."(next batter- Sal Bando)"Sal. Now that's a ballplayer name! Sal. Hey, SAL!" I imagine he might critique Mr. Rogers and a few others these days."Hi Todd, I'm tucker." -George Carlin
April 22, 20179 yr Author Sort of whiffed on this one...Sano Cannon2.jpg No way... You may have whiffed but it's still brilliant. Mauer is so bald and so out of place in the photo. It's brilliant and these amazing combinations are priceless. It's a gift.
April 22, 20179 yr Sort of whiffed on this one...Sano Cannon2.jpg I predict this scenario is going to actually happen in game 7 of the world series this fall. It will be the third most exciting play of the game.
April 22, 20179 yr Dick and Torii: Taylor Rogers came into the game, which was a L/L matchup... Tigers PH a righty to get the matchup
April 22, 20179 yr If it were me I'd be breaking new wind.Please stop with the stupid 'Pull my finger' joke ... it doesn't work anymore.
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