Please stop with the stupid 'Pull my finger' joke ... it doesn't work anymore.

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FALSE!

 

 

 

Twins win tonight after another solid outing from Hector. 6-3; Dozier goes yard late in the game to put the Twins up.

I can tell you guys the score for tomorrow afternoon if you want to know right now? 

Edited April 22, 20179 yr by milldaddy35

winnah!

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Dick Bremer (left) and Torii Hunter (right) at Target Field 
- April 21, 2017

 

Please stop with the stupid 'Pull my finger' joke ... it doesn't work anymore.

 

I had a friend who used to do that joke all the time. 

 

Finally I stopped pulling his finger. 

 

Unfortunately... The Guy just eventually imploded. 

 

I felt guilty... If I would have pulled his finger... Maybe he's still around today. 

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Dick Bremer (left) and Torii Hunter (right) at Target Field 
- April 21, 2017

 

Hey wait a minute...

 

 

You're not really Boof Bonser??

Please stop with the stupid 'Pull my finger' joke ... it doesn't work anymore.

Someone once told me of a smart 'pull my finger' joke. Would that be welcome here?

 

Assuming of course they weren't pulling my leg...

 

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Dick Bremer (left) and Torii Hunter (right) at Target Field 
- April 21, 2017

 

That's a bold move, Cotton.

 

I can tell you guys the score for tomorrow afternoon if you want to know right now? 

 

Ok Fine

 

But Quit Jinxing Dozier!!!!

 

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Dick Bremer (left) and Torii Hunter (right) at Target Field 
- April 21, 2017

"He is ATHLETIC Cotton!"

LOSE Verlander!!!!!!

 

Hey wait a minute...

 

 

You're not really Boof Bonser??

The truth will set you free

 

The truth will set you free

 

I told the truth once.

 

 

I was free to go sleep on the couch.

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Wow Steve had some absurd khakis didn't he

 

 

 

Hey wait a minute...

 

 

You're not really Boof Bonser??

 

If I find out Vanimal of Whine Line is not the great former Twins pitcher - I am  not sure I am going to be able to deal with it.  Sometimes you just need someone to believe in.

Back to .500.

 

Which makes more sense than 5000, i guess.

 

Ok Fine

 

But Quit Jinxing Dozier!!!!

Are you not okay with Dozier going 1-4 everyday if the Twins go 146-0 the rest of the way?

 

Selfish. 

I told the truth once.

 

 

I was free to go sleep on the couch.

Sofas are more comfortable, it turns out.

 

I don't know why... They just are.

 

I told the truth once.

 

 

I was free to go sleep on the couch.

I am essentially lazy, which is why I tell the truth. It's just too much effort to remember the lie.

 

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Tarantino-esque.

 

Yeah, yeah yeah, Sano made the play...nevermind that if it's anyone other than Mauer at first, there's a good chance that ball winds up in the seats.

 

Y'know, Mauer was a goalie in high school. (Or was that Morneau?)

 

Y'know, Mauer was a goalie in high school. (Or was that Morneau?)

 

Morneau.  Mauer was actually a pretty decent basketball player.  

 

I can tell you guys the score for tomorrow afternoon if you want to know right now? 

My dad used to brag all the time, "I can tell you what the score of this game is going to be before it even starts."

 

Yeah, Dad, you've said this one before -- 0-0. 

 

Morneau.  Mauer was actually a pretty decent basketball player.  

And football player.

My dad used to brag all the time, "I can tell you what the score of this game is going to be before it even starts."

 

Yeah, Dad, you've said this one before -- 0-0.

 

Sumbitch is stealing my material!

Y'know, Mauer was a goalie in high school. (Or was that Morneau?)

Yes.