Remind me, which inning did we own against KC to start the season, and how come we don't own it any more?

 

I tells ya, pickin' up women in bars has gotten harder and harder...I don't know what I doing wrong.  The old pickup lines just don't seem to work like they used to.  I tell em just the same..."Say, good lookin', do I come here often?"  but I just get sad looks.

Have you tried the old standbys? Corvettes, diamond rings, gold earrings, wads of cash?

Hey folks. Just popping in to tease the thread for this weekend...

 

RB, as always, did a masterful job in the lead off spot. An American treasure, that guy.

 

But Saturday and Sunday are mine, and we're breaking new ground!

Just remember to lift with your legs

Whose legs had he been lifting with?

ya'll need to go back and read the pickup line joke again.

 

carefully.

 

Whose legs had he been lifting with?

 

winner.

Man, Santiago really gets some bad swings from batters. 

Santiago deserves better tonight.  The two run inning wasn't his fault.

 

ya'll need to go back and read the pickup line joke again.

 

carefully.

I thought we settled this question: It's "all ya'll."

 

Man, Santiago really gets some bad swings from batters. 

 

And from the dugout, even!

 

Hey folks. Just popping in to tease the thread for this weekend...

RB, as always, did a masterful job in the lead off spot. An American treasure, that guy.

But Saturday and Sunday are mine, and we're breaking new ground!

 

I'll be reading them. Right now I'm assuming a high probability of entertainment. 

The one run inning was his fault, though.

I was just about to come on and type something about being impressed with Santiago, then someone hit a baseball 400 miles off him

 

BARK!!!

 

We need Sano with an actual Cannon

I'll be reading them

Oh...will you?

 

ya'll need to go back and read the pickup line joke again.

 

carefully.

Not I, I counted the 33 diamond post that turned out to be 31.....enough work for me. Not gonna analyze your jokes....but, keep them coming  

 

ya'll need to go back and read the pickup line joke again.

 

carefully.

Please, our comment policy never involves carefully reading anything. It goes against the very spirit of TD game threads. Or are you messing with our heads?

 

Hey folks. Just popping in to tease the thread for this weekend...

RB, as always, did a masterful job in the lead off spot. An American treasure, that guy.

But Saturday and Sunday are mine, and we're breaking new ground!

If it were me I'd be breaking new wind.

That 4 game winning streak continues to look like one of the biggest accomplishments in franchise history

 

Brb. I'll let you know how it goes.

 

Instructions unclear. Do I put her down now?

 

Instructions unclear. Do I put her down now?

No.  Always be polite.

 

Sano Cannon.jpg

 

Add Mauer with a bald head... just under the flames.

I know lineup construction isn't supposed to matter much, but just for laughs let's put Polanco back at the top again tomorrow.

Kepler!

 

Draws a walk.

Sell high on Hector? I would think the Giants have to be looking for a fill in for Bumgarner.

Tiger bullpen has a 7.00 era..................

 

Kepler!

Draws a walk.

 

Ever since I was young... I've always struggled with drawing

 

Now that I'm older... I'm struggling with walking. 

 

 

 

Tiger bullpen has a 7.00 era..................

 

The Twins are hot enough to lower that

 

"And he did NOT miss it."

 

Because "He just dropped the barrel of the bat."

Hi gang--  just checking in.

 

I loathe those red pajama tops.