April 15, 20179 yr She's in her age 24 season and I'm about to turn into age 27 season... In baseball years I'm about to be tossed to the waiver wire!Tell me you did NOT say "Sweet, you are only in your age 24 season" to her face.....
April 15, 20179 yr Is that 'player' or 'playa'? And I'm still looking for it to jumpstart my career.Both. It's the equivalent of a new off-season workout regiment
April 15, 20179 yr Author HYPOTHETICAL: What would you do if you had ~23 years left on this Earth? I'd get 16 more polo shirts
April 15, 20179 yr Tinder has extended the careers of many a player Ahhh, Tinder... the Nippon-Ham Fighters of dating. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-F9e1VObHchg/U4dHtZer3jI/AAAAAAAAmJk/inG7ajLakvU/s1600/cards+080.JPG
April 15, 20179 yr Ahhh, Tinder... the Nippon-Ham Fighters of dating. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-F9e1VObHchg/U4dHtZer3jI/AAAAAAAAmJk/inG7ajLakvU/s1600/cards+080.JPGMan, I was hoping to throw in a nishioka reference, but alas
April 15, 20179 yr Author With all due respect to the ladies. When I watch Nate Jones pitch... it always looks like he is about to throw like a girl... and then he absolutely does not.
April 15, 20179 yr Well, the good thing here is Joe can't hit into a DP by himself, so maybe Sano can catch up to one of those 97 mph offerings...
April 15, 20179 yr With all due respect to the ladies. When I watch Nate Jones pitch... it always looks like he is about to throw like a girl... and then he absolutely does not. If you were really due-ing in all respect ... you would never make that reference. Just saying ... in all due respect.
April 15, 20179 yr With all due respect to the ladies. When I watch Nate Jones pitch... it always looks like he is about to throw like a girl... and then he absolutely does not. Don't know if you heard..
April 15, 20179 yr I'm pretty flustered tonight gang... Heard the world's worst excuse for cancelling a date tonight. She said she forgot her ID at home and couldn't go out to meet for a date in a group setting.I also had a girl do a "reading" of my left palm at the bar. Said I had the correct crease in my hand for lots of success!! But she said I'm also going to die at 50 years old....HYPOTHETICAL: What would you do if you had ~23 years left on this Earth?Don't sweat it kid. You'll come out of it okay! I do have some concerns that the palm reader is crazy... just because, plain and simply, she is a palm reader.
April 15, 20179 yr Tell me you did NOT say "Sweet, you are only in your age 24 season" to her face..... It's ok, he was wearing his Jedi cosplay outfit when he said it... http://geekmelee.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/xPremieraStarWarsKlonyUtoci.jpg.pagespeed.ic_.vpeUW_Va3v.jpg
April 15, 20179 yr Don't sweat it kid. You'll come out of it okay! I do have some concerns that the palm reader is crazy... just because, plain and simply, she is a palm reader.In a bar
April 15, 20179 yr Author If you were really due-ing in all respect ... you would never make that reference. Just saying ... in all due respect.
April 15, 20179 yr Heh ... my POINT ... heh ... if you were truly being respectful, don't make the statement in the first place. Your preface tells me that you already know it's not respectful, so just don't use it, then you don't have to make phrases such as 'with all due respect' in order to backpedal what you already know is disrespectful.
April 15, 20179 yr Author Heh ... my POINT ... heh ... if you were truly being respectful, don't make the statement in the first place. Your preface tells me that you already know it's not respectful, so just don't use it, then you don't have to make phrases such as 'with all due respect' in order to backpedal what you already know is disrespectful. This is all Nate Jones fault for throwing like that
April 15, 20179 yr Don't sweat it kid. You'll come out of it okay! I do have some concerns that the palm reader is crazy... just because, plain and simply, she is a palm reader.Yeah let's go with crazy. Because the alternative is a Van-less TD in about a quarter century. Not that most of you old fogies will be here to send him off.
April 15, 20179 yr This is all Nate Jones fault for throwing like thatDon't blame your misogyny on a set up man
April 15, 20179 yr Look for a dansan walk off in extrasMight wanna slow down on the drinks, no one should be thinking that lol lol
April 15, 20179 yr DanSan to the rescue.http://c8.alamy.com/comp/D9EFFX/a-us-coast-guard-mh-65-dolphin-helicopter-lays-on-its-side-after-it-D9EFFX.jpg
April 15, 20179 yr This is all Nate Jones fault for throwing like thatUm ... Nate Jones throws like Nate Jones ... not good. Why not just say that? I mean, most of the girls I played ball with were pretty damn good, so that reference makes no sense to me when you are trying to imply something less than good.
April 15, 20179 yr Might wanna slow down on the drinks, no one should be thinking that lol lolI stopped an hour ago. 7 hours was enough for me
April 15, 20179 yr Author Don't blame your misogyny on a set up man I asked my wife to take a current photo of me Here it is http://www.sondrakistan.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/donkey-hole.jpg
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