Article: Game Thread: Twins v White Sox, 4/14@7:10pm CT

[Jerr]

sox 2 , Twins  1

[Blake]

 

Considering I was born the year the year of the famous ray miller quote.....google is your friend

I'm not sure "friend" and "image of Ron Davis" should be in the same sentence.

 

Anyway, I gotta admit, that made me laugh. Good job.

[Blake]

 

http://i.imgur.com/cr9ipBN.gif

I was watching that ski jump when that accident happened. Uggh.

[Aggies7]

I'm not sure "friend" and "image of Ron Davis" should be in the same sentence.

 

Anyway, I gotta admit, that made me laugh. Good job.

I read the hrbek book, otherwise I never would have known

[David HK]

13 pitchers.  13.  And he makes Pressley go more than 1.

 

Thanks, Molly.

 

Should have cleaned the dugout first this past winter.

Edited April 15, 2017 by David HK

[Vanimal46]

I'm pretty flustered tonight gang... Heard the world's worst excuse for cancelling a date tonight. She said she forgot her ID at home and couldn't go out to meet for a date in a group setting.

 

I also had a girl do a "reading" of my left palm at the bar. Said I had the correct crease in my hand for lots of success!! But she said I'm also going to die at 50 years old....

 

HYPOTHETICAL: What would you do if you had ~23 years left on this Earth?

[TwinsCD]

 

I'm pretty flustered tonight gang... Heard the world's worst excuse for cancelling a date tonight. She said she forgot her ID at home and couldn't go out to meet for a date in a group setting.

I also had a girl do a "reading" of my left palm at the bar. Said I had the correct crease in my hand for lots of success!! But she said I'm also going to die at 50 years old....

HYPOTHETICAL: What would you do if you had ~23 years left on this Earth?

 

I'd stop watching the Twins.  They'll only accelerate your decline!  =)

[LaBombo]

 

And if you have ever met Chief... He's like a cross between Cher and Madonna

 

Huh.  I always pictured him as more of a Charo...

 

[ScrapTheNickname]

GArcia would have caught that lazy liner in right.

[LaBombo]

 

 

The agony of defeat!

 

And you didn't even need to buy a vowel.  Well done!

 

[Aggies7]

I'm pretty flustered tonight gang... Heard the world's worst excuse for cancelling a date tonight. She said she forgot her ID at home and couldn't go out to meet for a date in a group setting.

I also had a girl do a "reading" of my left palm at the bar. Said I had the correct crease in my hand for lots of success!! But she said I'm also going to die at 50 years old....

HYPOTHETICAL: What would you do if you had ~23 years left on this Earth?

Date older women who don't need ID

[LaBombo]

 

 

He has excellent taste in hats, too.

 

http://acidcow.com/pics/20110120/funny_hat_03.jpg

[Squirrel]

 

http://acidcow.com/pics/20110120/funny_hat_03.jpg

Actually, that was pretty close to the hat he chose to buy after hours of shopping. Just photoshop a TC logo in the middle of that front and center red flower and it would be spot on.

[Blake]

 

I'm pretty flustered tonight gang... Heard the world's worst excuse for cancelling a date tonight. She said she forgot her ID at home and couldn't go out to meet for a date in a group setting.

I also had a girl do a "reading" of my left palm at the bar. Said I had the correct crease in my hand for lots of success!! But she said I'm also going to die at 50 years old....

HYPOTHETICAL: What would you do if you had ~23 years left on this Earth?

One: The date cancel line will be great for sympathy pickups.

Two: So, you were the backup date? Interesting. 

Three: 23 years left? Imagine the amount of debt you can run up...and then be like a few other cults and realize, after the DAY passes, that you're now saddled with more debt than you can ever repay.

[Jerr]

Twins and Wild both down 2-1 weird.

[Riverbrian]

 

I was watching that ski jump when that accident happened. Uggh.

 

And Blake lost his focus... turned away for just a minute and some guy slipped behind him and look what happened. 

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Bark

 

Can you put Mejia on a rack and stretch him out... like only you can? 

Had to get creative with my limited resources.

[Vanimal46]

Date older women who don't need ID

She's in her age 24 season and I'm about to turn into age 27 season... In baseball years I'm about to be tossed to the waiver wire!

[LaBombo]

 

HYPOTHETICAL: What would you do if you had ~23 years left on this Earth?

 

Celebrate my newly increased life expectancy?

[Aggies7]

She's in her age 24 season and I'm about to turn into age 27 season... In baseball years I'm about to be tossed to the waiver wire!

Jamie Moyer

[Jerr]

 

She's in her age 24 season and I'm about to turn into age 27 season... In baseball years I'm about to be tossed to the waiver wire!

Well, yeah if you keep striking out.

[Riverbrian]

 

Had to get creative with my limited resources.

AMStretch.jpg

 

LOL... I didn't see that coming

[LaBombo]

 

She's in her age 24 season and I'm about to turn into age 27 season... In baseball years I'm about to be tossed to the waiver wire!

 

She sounds like a candidate for demotion.  You're just entering the prime years of free agency.

[Vanimal46]

Well, yeah if you keep striking out.

Much like Buxton, I'm just looking for some good contact every once in a while to go with elite defense....

[Aggies7]

She sounds like a candidate for demotion.  You're just entering the prime years of free agency.

Tinder has extended the careers of many a player

[Jerr]

 

Much like Buxton, I'm just looking for some good contact every once in a while to go with elite defense....

[Aggies7]

Good gracious the sox are in perfect defensive alignment

[TwinsCD]

 

Tinder has extended the careers of many a player

 

Is that 'player' or 'playa'?

 

And I'm still looking for it to jumpstart my career.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

LOL... I didn't see that coming

Neither did I, until my photo resources were exhausted. 

[snepp]

 

Tinder has extended the careers of many a player

 

Ish, ick, or yes.