That's like when you go to Buzzfeed to choose a soy bean and find out which Disney Princess you are?

It just occurred to me...

 

Is Leia now a Disney Princess?

 

What about Ms. Piggy?

 

Ah, complexities of franchise acquisition...

 

and who could forget opening day 1970? twins 12, white sox 0. brant alyea 4-for-4, 2 hr and 7 rbi with a complete-game shutout by jim perry.

Brant Alyea...what a start that kid had.

 

Speaking of which...I wonder what Jim Perry is doing these days.  Might be a fit for the 3 spot in the rotation.

 

I don't like Castro hitting behind Sano for lack of protection. 

 

I also don't like talking about baseball in the game thread. 

 

Let's get our act together, people. 

Hey, I've already brought "The Princess Bride" into a game thread. I've done my part!

Not gonna be on here today as it's my uncle's memorial service... 59 is too early to go and cancer is a *****...

Have no fear, the Twins will win today because my uncle would want a win on this day.

Enjoy opening day everyone.

Yes, 59 is too early, and cancer is exactly that. Sympathies to you, Van.

 

Brant Alyea...what a start that kid had.

 

Speaking of which...I wonder what Jim Perry is doing these days.  Might be a fit for the 3 spot in the rotation.

jim and gaylord could probably hold down 1 and 2.

 

jim and gaylord could probably hold down 1 and 2.

Even without a file!!!!!

 

162-0 here we come...

 

 

Here here, I'm with ya.

 

"...the possibility of 162-0 still exists no matter how unlikely..."

 

I'm so sick and tired of all the Negative Nancy's around here.

 

Here here, I'm with ya.

 

"...the possibility of 162-0 still exists no matter how unlikely..."

 

I'm so sick and tired of all the Negative Nancy's around here.

Hey now...watch the names.

 

I prefer nattering nabob of negativity.

 

Here here, I'm with ya.

 

"...the possibility of 162-0 still exists no matter how unlikely..."

 

I'm so sick and tired of all the Negative Nancy's around here.

I consider myself to be a "Negative Nellie" thank you very much!

 

I knew someone would point that out! More like, I was thinking, man, these allergies are annoying. Oh, wait, that's why ESan misses time! but, ya, I really would rather just have ESan be very good...

 

The only allergy I wish upon Mr. Santana is a strong one to PEDs. I wish him zero allergic reactions, mind you.

 

I didn't know Canadians listened to Led Zeppelin.  Unless Jimmy Page had a stint in Rush that I'm unaware of... That's how you know about Jimmy Page, right?

I didn't know Americans listened to anything they couldn't lay claim to. Get back to listening to your Foreigner or Toto or Styx or something. 

 

 

P.S. I can't stand Rush.

 

I didn't know Americans listened to anything they couldn't lay claim to. Get back to listening to your Foreigner or Toto or Styx or something. 

 

 

P.S. I can't stand Rush.

 

toto. for some reason, I like toto (well, the hits). It is not explainable, frankly.

by the by...I fully intend to run out of "likes" today.

 

Get 'em while you can.

 

toto. for some reason, I like toto (well, the hits). It is not explainable, frankly.

Perhaps it has to do with blessing the rains in Africa?

 

I didn't know Americans listened to anything they couldn't lay claim to. Get back to listening to your Foreigner or Toto or Styx or something. 

 

 

P.S. I can't stand Rush.

Well aren't you just Cold As Ice!

by the by...I fully intend to run out of "likes" today.

 

Get 'em while you can.

 

I am not fan of death myself, nor of things what lead to it.

 

I'm a huge fan of things what lead to death. Just not a big fan of avoiding those things.

I expect this thread to go 35 pages.

 

I expect this thread to go 35 pages.

 

pessimist.

 

I expect this thread to go 35 pages.

 

I expect it to be completed within 24 hours.

Break out the vodka.

http://www.billslater.com/Flying_Elvises_01.jpg

 

Today's pregame entertainment.  Yew-Tah Chapter.

 

and who could forget opening day 1970? twins 12, white sox 0. brant alyea 4-for-4, 2 hr and 7 rbi with a complete-game shutout by jim perry.

 

 

And remember how everyone was saying that Brant Alyea was going to be the next Byungho Park?  That memory is clear as day for me.

 

by the by...I fully intend to run out of "likes" today.

 

Get 'em while you can.

I say, well done old chap, by the bye did you happen to see that might nosegay lyng in the hallway of Mr. Dombey's house? Much like the one Captain Cuttle purchsed I daresay.

 

Cheerio.

 

Well aren't you just Cold As Ice!

Yes, but I ain't willing to sacrifice

 

 

P.S. I can't stand Rush.

 

Don't worry. I don't think anyone would confuse you as a Limbaugh fan. 

 

Don't worry. I don't think anyone would confuse you as a Limbaugh fan. 

Early clubhouse leader for POTD.

 

Don't worry. I don't think anyone would confuse you as a Limbaugh fan. 

 

Very well done, sir or madam.

 

Don't worry. I don't think anyone would confuse you as a Limbaugh fan. 

 

New clubhouse leader, POTD.