If Joe's quad(s) is/are so sore that he needs 3-4 days off to recover, then just sit him for the rest of the year. This is why I should never allow myself to watch the games with the sound on.

BUCK!

Bah.

Man, what is up with Berrios? I get that stats go south when you hit the majors, but 4 walks in fewer than 3 innings? That's not the pitcher we had in the minors, is it?

Vikings-centric, but what the hell was Everson Griffen thinking?

The word "why" and the Twins lineup must never be used in the same sentence.

Not even the above sentence?

Y'know, correlation is not causation, yada yada yada...but has anyone else noticed this season went from bad to awful right about the time Snepp showed back up?

 

 

Oh, they hit the awful stage long before I arrived.

 

 

They've moved firmly into the deplorable category since.

And they seem to be losing rather frequently.

4 runs down, 4 innings to go...

 

CBD?

Not even the above sentence?

It was purely for educational reasons only.

Welcome back Trevor May!

I'm shocked this lineup has barely inspired 3 pages of Game Thread action.

 

I'm shocked this lineup has barely inspired 3 pages of Game Thread action.

Mercans luv football.

Haven't paid attention today. Has Molly been able to get enough info on "seeing what he has in Schafer" yet?

 

I'm shocked this lineup has barely inspired 3 pages of Game Thread action.

Everybody's too beaten down to do much more than whimper over this ineptitude. It's really to the point of being surprising if Molitor doesn't put out an awful lineup.

 

Haven't paid attention today. Has Molly been able to get enough info on "seeing what he has in Schafer" yet?

He'll probably need at least another 8-9 games.

 

Wasn't there a time when the Logan detractors were told to calm down because he wouldn't get more than 7-8 ABs per week? What happened to that logic?

 

Zika virus > Blair Walsh accuracy > Jose Berrios control > Jeff Gray

Lest we forget

It has happened ... Dean, Milone and Albers in the same game. Eat your heart out, Logan Darnell!

I'm so mad at myself for watching this garbage. But, knowing that soon I'll be stuck watching not baseball, I continue punishing myself.

 

It has happened ... Dean, Milone and Albers in the same game. Eat your heart out, Logan Darnell!

Somewhere BJ Hermsen weeps.

 

Somewhere BJ Hermsen weeps.

I'm sure he's on the radar for next spring. When you're trying to rebuild a staff, you leave no smoldering garbage pit unturned.

 

Lest we forget

 

Because simply clicking the like button isn't enough.

 

 

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We committed 4 errors today. Totally awesome!

The only reason to watch going forward left the game I see. Dozier was HBP, is he injured or did Molitor want to see what Grossman could do as a PH?

Everybody's too beaten down to do much more than whimper over this ineptitude. It's really to the point of being surprising if Molitor doesn't put out an awful lineup.

Uh...I was being ironic. Too subtle?

Good lord, I'm coming down to watch this in person in a couple of weeks.

 

There isn't enough beer..

 

It has happened ... Dean, Milone and Albers in the same game. Eat your heart out, Logan Darnell!

And we still had a starter start the game and four other pitchers made appearances. Whew! Games by committee. A bullpen that can't pitch thru the batting order once!

 

Somehow, Rochester had a winning season with some of this. But what happens up here is downright embarrassing!

 

There was a chance at September  1st to send a message to fans and to bring up a totally rookie (in progress) roster that we could stomach better than some of the names thrown out there today.

 

If you decided to leave this game early, you should get a refund!

Anybody fired yet?

 

Anybody fired yet?

How about now?