Wrong. Hot ice.

That was from my doctor when I sprained my knee.

Still dating! Though we're frustrated with each other at the moment.

When Tinder dries up, head on over to Bumble!

I'm on there, too. Crickets.

I already told you why that was. Get rid of the chew.

I leave that out of my profile. But I gotta be me!

I leave that out of my profile. But I gotta be me!

Then you have to find a woman who also likes to chew

Four strikeouts for Gordon! Not his night.

You are begging us to ask so I will ... how did you injure your knee? My solution: ICE (ice, compression, elevation)

Slipping and catching myself on a wet rock stair at a golf course.

That was from my doctor when I sprained my knee.

You're right. Hot ice was a stupid idea.

Then you have to find a woman who also likes to chew

She's out there.

I like Morris completely reading from a script his questions to bean

I'm on there, too. Crickets.

Are they having three hot meals a day?

 

(obscure fry and laurie reference)

 

Still dating! Though we're frustrated with each other at the moment.

When Tinder dries up, head on over to Bumble!

What's the difference? Are they both pretty much the same thing?

Old man syndrome is kicking in already at 26 guys... Injured my knee last weekend and it's not getting better so far.

I'd like to tell the doc that I hurt it lifting a car while saving someone's life, or kicking down a door. Not the real reason why it's injured.

I would go with lifting the car, kicking a door in generally causes a police report, if you're not lucky, charges will follow. After a lengthly and expensive trial, incarceration. Next thing you know, you end up with Bubba as your cell mate. I've seen this happen many times, it never turns out well!

 

She's out there.

 I know a lady who likes to chew. 

 

She's not terribly attractive. You didn't want anyone attractive though, did you?

What's the difference? Are they both pretty much the same thing?

Similar idea, but the woman has 24 hours to message you on bumble or the match goes away.

 

Yeah, I'm not lying either. What a bizarre world we live in.

I know a lady who likes to chew. 

 

She's not terribly attractive. You didn't want anyone attractive though, did you?

Is she a 5? I'd say I'm about a 5 1/4

Still dating! Though we're frustrated with each other at the moment.

When Tinder dries up, head on over to Bumble!

Frustrated? With you? Hard to believe! Have you given thought to changing Whine Line to a site for the lovelorn?

And if points were turned off, how would we know who won?

 

Speaking of which, we are down 2-1, aren't we?

What's the difference? Are they both pretty much the same thing?

Same premise where you see a picture and swipe right or left to get matched.

 

On Bumble, women are the only ones allowed to initiate a conversation with a matched person. They have 24 hrs to start one once you're matched.

Slipping and catching myself on a wet rock stair at a golf course.

I slipped on some old rock stairs and fell down them. Sprained both my left knee and ankle. The stairs weren't wet; I was wearing high heels and dressed in my concert attire. Definitely not a fun moment, but sprains are so weird, and being older it took a while (2 months) before I was back on the tennis court. And then I wore a knee brace for about 4-6 months after that.

Sheesh we really have stunk up the joint lately.

Wrong. Hot ice.

I have found dehydrated ice, or ICE as Chi says, to be particularly effective!

I'll say it again: Batting Practice.

This is a different ballgame if Polonco thinks a little more. 

Well that just took a turn for the crappy.

"If" we lose  this game

 

we will be on pace to lose 99

 

(who put this machine in reverse again?)

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Weren't we in this game a couple minutes ago?

Oh FFS already. What has happened? We were doing so well for 2 months

Frustrated? With you? Hard to believe! Have you given thought to changing Whine Line to a site for the lovelorn?

The circumstances have changed! She took a new job in Dallas that requires her to travel 2 weeks a month. Which is cutting down on face to face time to the weekends.

 

Our schedules aren't lining up the next few weekends so it's frustrating all around.

 

Can you imagine what these Game Threads would be like for a World Series run?  

 

Brings me goose bumps!

Rainbows and lolli pops.  

 

3 run homers... lame

Duffey sporting an ERA over 6.  Wonderful.