Another emergency start up ... if you don't like my game threads, please sign up and do one. I'm sure whatever any of you come up with will be way, way better than me. Here's proof positive:

 

Let’s see … what shall we discuss in the game thread tonight … hmmm …

 

1. Metrics, stats and all those fun numbers and how to evaluate/predict players and teams … NOOOOOO!!!!! Let’s not go there tonight as game threads, even in our disagreements, should be amicable and fun.

 

2. Okay, so, how about Mauer, HOF or not? OMG …. NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Mike now hates me for mentioning this.

 

3. Well, then, there’s always the FO … ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK!!!!!!!! Too hot to handle!

 

4. I know … my favorite topic … eating crow. Yup. We’ve had some crow eaters in these here parts. Yes, indeed. What makes a crow eater? Whining in the 2nd inning of a game about how the pitcher is shaky and how not only is the offense not doing their job, they don’t seem to know how to do their job. Yup, that’s the way it went down on Wednesday night after two innings when the Twins were up 2-0. Kyle Gibson went on to complete the full game and the Twins won 10-3 with Plouffe going 3 for 5 and pulling in 3 rbi. Okay, yes I’m rubbing it in a bit thick and will now give credit where credit is due. Those who ended up eating crow were the first to say they should. Yup. Knowing and admitting when you've overstepped it is good stuff. And it makes for good game thread fodder.

 

5. I'll be missing the game tonight. Dinner and whatnot with friends. And I'm on vacation for three weeks! Woohoo! Other than a quick trip and back to Florida, and taking in a Miracle game while there, I'm staycationing. For those that know me, I travel enough during the year, so staying home once in a while is nice, too.

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Lineups:

 

TWINS

Brian Dozier® 2B
Jorge Polanco(S) SS
Joe Mauer(L) 1B
Trevor Plouffe® 3B
Max Kepler(L) RF
Miguel Sano® DH
Eddie Rosario(L) CF
Juan Centeno(L) C
Danny Santana(S) LF

 

Jose Berrios [R] P

 

ROYALS

Jarrod Dyson(L) CF
Cheslor Cuthbert® 3B
Lorenzo Cain® RF
Eric Hosmer(L) 1B
Kendrys Morales(S) DH
Salvador Perez® C
Alex Gordon(L) LF
Alcides Escobar® SS
Raul Mondesi(S) 2B

 

Edinson Volquez [R] P

 

Forecast: HOT and MUGGY with some clouds. The rain's acomin' so hopefully they get it in before it hits. Let's hope it's not another up 5-0 erased repeat.

 

Go Twins!

I'm looking forward to seeing the results of Coach Allen's extended work with Berrios.

 

“The first session was a tough-love session.”

 

“We did a lot of work on fastball command and we tried to speed up our tempo, because if you get the tempo working quicker, you get the arm working quicker,” Allen said. “We can try to eliminate [the flaw in his windup] the best we can now until we can attack it in the off-season. Right now, we try to get him to pick up his tempo and find his release point."

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Show us something tonight, Jose. And look out for those zombies.

Lessee... KC has the worst offense in the American League. We have the best the past six weeks. And the Twins pitching is only a half-run worse per game. So that means squat. The Royals have our number so far this season. Would like to change that starting tonight.

Didn't see the throw by Rosario last night.  It was AWESOME!! 

As in, ah sheeet.....

Edited August 19, 201610 yr by HitInAPinch

Zombie Night, correct?  

Great little clip there of Bert helping Berrios with his delivery !!

http://kentuckybasketballforum.com/uploads/images/game-on.jpg

ok, so what if Vólquez only needed 10 pitches.  It's only the 1st inning  http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-e8AYOKGvp3M/VbWbapqEEEI/AAAAAAAAC80/x4AQaKkf26A/w1200-h630-p-nu/dagnabbit.jpeg

 

 

5. I'll be missing the game tonight. Dinner and whatnot with friends. And I'm on vacation for three weeks! Woohoo! Other than a quick trip and back to Florida, and taking in a Miracle game while there, I'm staycationing. For those that know me, I travel enough during the year, so staying home once in a while is nice, too.

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A little Whatnot can really make a nice night.

 

A little Whatnot can really make a nice night.

Especially Barbecued Whatnot.  

So far, so good.  Berrio is keeping the arm slot up.

 

Repeat after me Jose:

 

I am Santini, the Great Santini.

I come from behind the moon, out of the dark, unannounced.

Watch out!

Where are the zombies? They said there would be zombies.

It's 7:35 on a Friday... The Regular crowd hasn't shuffled in. 

 

Where are the zombies? They said there would be zombies.

Hopefully, we left them all back in the first half of the season when every night was zombie night in Twins Territory...

 

Where are the zombies? They said there would be zombies.

FOUND THEM:

 

Ok they're British...  http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2699594/fish-slapping-o.gif

Nice at bat, Miguel !!

FOUND THEM:

 

Ok they're British...  http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2699594/fish-slapping-o.gif

The Ministry of Silly Undead.

It's 7:35 on a Friday... The Regular crowd hasn't shuffled in.

 

?.........just for that, I will get you your drinks for free!

How to make a perfect Zombie.

 

http://www.esquire.com/food-drink/drinks/recipes/a3763/zombie-drink-recipe/

There are some!

I missed something, what's the deal with the zombies?

Are there zombie crows?

Are there zombie crows?

This explains everything.

 

 

Are there zombie crows?

They had a back BBQ night in KC  http://img14.deviantart.net/8913/i/2007/277/6/b/zombie_crow_by_shadyufo.jpg

Yup, Centeno to mound.  Berrios was dropping his arm angle. 

OH,  Plouffe took that one to the side of the face.  That ball was really smoked.

Sano makes that play. Catches it with his boob.  Throw to first recording the out.

A little Whatnot can really make a nice night.

What is "whatnot?" I was on a puddle jumper a couple years ago, really loud and cramped, and the flight attendant must have said we were going to have "a, b and whatnot " at least 20 times. When I'm on a rackety puddle jumper, I'd like to know with specificity what's going to happen. I don't want to be told that "whatnot" is going to happen. So, can someone tell me, what is whatnot?

There are times I would like to suggest the Twins play defense like zombies, but that's not fair to zombies!