Blylevenisms

[Milkman]

per Snepp

 

I'll start it off with-

 

"That's an out in Oakland"

[righty8383]

___ days until My birthday

[greengoblinrulz]

major league player

[Fatt Crapps]

major league player

It's actually major league-type player.

[snepp]

At the major league level.

[greengoblinrulz]

At the major league level.

my fault....knew that didnt sound right

[mggopher]

Dropped the barrel of the bat...

[IdahoPilgrim]

Pitchers are the best athletes on the field.

[snepp]

He has all four pitches.

[Puckett34]

My California math tells me....

 

and

 

Oh, we're live!?

[Bark's Lounge]

If my ears did not betray me today, I believe Bert called Willingham "Winningham". Maybe he has a grower for the actress Mare Winningham?

[righty8383]

 

 

Oh, we're live!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! That was classic. They could have made a snickers commercial about that one. Wanna get away...

[GCTF]

Ee-she-ro.

Valenchee-a

 

Downward plane

[Puckett34]

Middle in

 

Inside out swing

[greengoblinrulz]

Liriano has 'ace type stuff'

[powrwrap]

"You are hereby circled." [unbelievable nobody had this one yet.]

 

"Take that pitch and go the other way with it."

[snepp]

With that uppercut swing....

 

 

 

....and he DID NOT miss it.

[Curt]

He left that one up.

[TwinsFanLV]

....without express written consent of the Min-EE-soooo- ta Twins.

[IdahoPilgrim]

And let's not forget his numerous rants about what the definition of a quality start should be!

[jctwins]

Adding and subtracting.

 

You are hereby circled!

[twinzgrl]

and my lovely wife, Gail

 

for Parkinson's

 

cannot be disseminated without the....

 

Cheecago

 

Happy Birthday young lady (the sign says she's 90)

[big dog]

Nobody cared about pitch counts in my day.

[TheMind07]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! That was classic. They could have made a snickers commercial about that one. Wanna get away...

 

I believe the "wanna get away..." commercial were for Southwest Airlines... Snickers are "you're not yourself when you're hungry"

[Alex]

With that uppercut swing....

 

 

 

....and he DID NOT miss it.

 

Had both these in the Arcia HR.

[Boom Boom]

By my California math

 

That pitch was right there

 

Duck-fart (evidently retired by Twins braintrust)

[chavez]

"He does a good job getting to that balance point" just about sums up his anaylisis of every pitcher in the major leauges.

[stringer bell]

"almost like a ....."

[Ben B]

A co-worker pointed this out to me several years ago and it has since driven me crazy. Bert will say "right there" in almost every sentence. Like "That was a good slider right there" or "He goes inside right there for the strikeout."

 

It's like noticing every time somebody says "um" when they're talking. I can't not notice it now!

[Alex]

I think that Twins fans are ready and deserving of a more intellectually stimulating broadcast.

 

*They are not the broadcasters we need, nor the broadcasters we deserve right now.