Gotta love how Suzuki works back there. Before that double, there was nobody on in the 7th, and he's still getting down to block anything in the dirt. Love it.

 

Eh hem. What if a well below average looking male made that association?

 

http://media3.giphy.com/media/RytO3f9CSqL2U/giphy.gif

can't unsee that...

Edited August 6, 201610 yr by jimmer

 

It's unfair when he throws a changeup to Kepler, what with the name and all.

 

/ ok, ok, schnell. I tried.

Sgt. Schultz likes this
 

...even though he saw nothing

 

http://www.inspiringquotes.us/data/image/2013/2/e/1026-john-banner.jpg

 

There's a 19 yr old hot single female Twins fan here looking to remain single who objects to slightly below average looking single male twins fans associating a lack of understanding about the game with good looking females.

 

Goodnight.

 

:3

Instant front-runner for post of the year.

 

can't unsee that...

Not without surgery, anyway.

Human or animal?

Human. Gorman Thomas handled the chickens.

It amazes me the species is still around. I blame tequila.

Not to worry.  I'm proof positive you needn't be good looking to own a lack of understanding.

Don't be vain. You also have bad breath.

I'm currently at a bar where the game of the night is "Chicken S*** Bingo". There are live chickens here and a big playpen with a bingo board set up. If said chicken s's on your number, mark it down. It's the simple things in life! How's the game?

AKA, Game Night, Chez Ashbury.

Haha that's not what I meant at all....

I'm amazed that you can still type after the severe burn you just received!

SEND HIM DOWN I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

 

AKA, Game Night, Chez Ashbury.

You mean when the kids were still  young, amiright?

Sano stays up and Buxton goes down.

Yes sir!!! Great job mr. Sano

SANO!!!!

I'm amazed that you can still type after the severe burn you just received!

Lol but literally that's not what I was doing at all...chief said something about a poster named Ash and I made a joke that I was disappointed Ash meant ashburyjohn and not a female twins fan.

 

Had nothing to do with women not understanding baseball.

 

You people are easily perturbed.

You mean when the kids were still  young, amiright?

If they were gonna call me names, they needed to learn what it meant.

SANO!!!!!

 

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-h1nXTNvEuf8/VhP3vTcrhEI/AAAAAAAACv8/Z635i14gU0U/s1600/yipeeee_snoopy.giftold you he could still do it!

 

Lol but literally that's not what I was doing at all...chief said something about a poster named Ash and I made a joke that I was disappointed Ash meant ashburyjohn and not a female twins fan.

Had nothing to do with women not understanding baseball.

You people are easily perturbed.

Little something I learned in the military:  First rule of holes is, when you're in one, stop digging.

Lol but literally that's not what I was doing at all...chief said something about a poster named Ash and I made a joke that I was disappointed Ash meant ashburyjohn and not a female twins fan.

Had nothing to do with women not understanding baseball.

You people are easily perturbed.

Too much perturbation and you'll go blind.

 

I'm amazed that you can still type after the severe burn you just received!

My vote for quote of the night.

Little something I learned in the military:  First rule of holes is, when you're in one, stop digging.

I shouldn't be in one to begin with.

 

Too much perturbation and you'll go blind.

Indeed. My wife has been gone three weeks and I already need new glasses :-)

Too much perturbation and you'll go blind.

Well I do wear glasses.

Lol but literally that's not what I was doing at all...chief said something about a poster named Ash and I made a joke that I was disappointed Ash meant ashburyjohn and not a female twins fan.

 

Had nothing to do with women not understanding baseball.

 

You people are easily perturbed.

Perturbed? Nah, I'm extremely amused at your expense! I'm laughing with you though.

 

I'm currently at a bar where the game of the night is "Chicken S*** Bingo". There are live chickens here and a big playpen with a bingo board set up. If said chicken s's on your number, mark it down. It's the simple things in life! How's the game?

 

That sounds much more doable than our attempt at chickens#!^ chess. If you think it's hard to explain the en passant rule to 4th graders, try getting a Cornish game hen to understand.

 

"If your chicken lays an egg does it count as another queen?"

 

"Of course it counts! How do you play?"

http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/TSOTL.jpeg

 

 

I shouldn't be in one to begin with.

And yet, there you are.  Relax friend.  We're all pals here, and we've all made a faw paw at one time or another.

MLB network just made a comment about someone having time to pick up sano's homer after it stopped rolling.

 

It's a sparse crowd is what they were getting at.

Aggies7:

 

 

Okay, okay ... just kidding. And talking about being easily perturbed, I was teasing. Careful next time you feel like accusing someone of not getting a joke.

 

Or ... 

 

http://i.qkme.me/3sbt4i.jpg

 

... or if you're dead serious.

Aggies7:

 

 

Okay, okay ... just kidding. And talking about being easily perturbed, I was teasing. Careful next time you feel like accusing someone of not getting a joke.

 

Or ... 

 

http://i.qkme.me/3sbt4i.jpg

 

... or if you're dead serious.