Haha the Rays giveaway to kids 14 and under... I always wanted one of these when I was a lad

 

 

What do we think, TD. Does this Snell kid have a future?

It's unfair when he throws a changeup to Kepler, what with the name and all.

 

/ ok, ok, schnell. I tried.

Molitor:  genius.

How bout that Managin!!!

Buxton has to feel about 2 foot tall about now.

Buxton would've hit that

Rosario!!!

ROSARIO HOMER  !!!!

So we're going to beat the good teams and lose to the bad teams.

Lol good joke, twins. Everything is upside down face

That would be youthful, offense oriented baseball for you.

How bout that Managin!!!

Giving up an out to get someone to second sure helps the guy score on a homer.

Oh, you're the Ash he was referring to? I was hoping there was a 20some year old hot single female twins fan on these forums that was looking for a slightly below average looking single male twins fan.

That's my other account. Expect a PM.

Thank god we sac bunted the runner over first.

Buxton has to feel about 2 foot tall about now.

The games he hit after the pitcher were probably worse

 

It's unfair when he throws a changeup to Kepler, what with the name and all.

 

/ ok, ok, schnell. I tried.

DU BIST VERBANNT!!

Very glad to see Molly finally pinch-hit for someone in a key situation.  Instead of pinch-running for Sano with Santana.

Ervin's got this.

 

Giving up an out to get someone to second sure helps the guy score on a homer.

 

Yeah... I know

 

You and I are on the same page. 

 

Molitor is the MAN!!!

 

Giving up an out to get someone to second sure helps the guy score on a homer.

Molitor:  "See, smart ass internet geeks?  It worked."

Buxton has to feel about 2 foot tall about now.

Now he has a little time to scan the Internet for apartments in Rochester.

Giving up an out to get someone to second sure helps the guy score on a homer.

Sano would have caught that foul ball :-)

 

Oh, you're the Ash he was referring to? I was hoping there was a 20some year old hot single female twins fan on these forums that was looking for a slightly below average looking single male twins fan.

There's a 19 yr old hot single female Twins fan here looking to remain single who objects to slightly below average looking single male twins fans associating a lack of understanding about the game with good looking females.

 

Goodnight.

 

:3

Cue "Buxton catches that" posts.

There's a 19 yr old hot single female Twins fan here looking to remain single who objects to slightly below average looking single male twins fans associating a lack of understanding about the game with good looking females.

 

Goodnight.

 

:3

Haha that's not what I meant at all....

Yeah... I know

 

You and I are on the same page. 

 

Molitor is the MAN!!!

Just looked it up: would you believe that Molitor led Harvey's Wallbangers in sacrifices?

 

There's a 19 yr old hot single female Twins fan here looking to remain single who objects to slightly below average looking single male twins fans associating a lack of understanding about the game with good looking females.

 

Goodnight.

 

:3

Not to worry.  I'm proof positive you needn't be good looking to own a lack of understanding.

I'm currently at a bar where the game of the night is "Chicken S*** Bingo". There are live chickens here and a big playpen with a bingo board set up. If said chicken s's on your number, mark it down. It's the simple things in life! How's the game?

 

Just looked it up: would you believe that Molitor led Harvey's Wallbangers in sacrifices?

Human or animal?

 

There's a 19 yr old hot single female Twins fan here looking to remain single who objects to slightly below average looking single male twins fans associating a lack of understanding about the game with good looking females.

 

Goodnight.

 

:3

Eh hem. What if a well below average looking male made that association?

 

http://media3.giphy.com/media/RytO3f9CSqL2U/giphy.gif

I'm currently at a bar where the game of the night is "Chicken S*** Bingo". There are live chickens here and a big playpen with a bingo board set up. If said chicken s's on your number, mark it down. It's the simple things in life! How's the game?

That's called a cow flop here. And it's obviously played with cows.