Big circus in town in Tucson this week, and wouldn't you know it, a huge fire broke out.  It's been all over the news.

 

Apparently, it was in tents.

Didn't one spin out of control? That was the big top.

What the hell happened? It was 8-0 and i went to do some laundry. Come back and its still the same inning and its 8-6 with a runner on second?

Well, that escalated quickly

 

 

Gibson isn't responding to his texts, Eddie isn't picking up the bullpen phone. 

 

What is happening here!?

I'd say "Throw the phone at him",   but you'd probably hit Tonkin.

 

 

what is Mollie waiting for?

If I had to guess, he was waiting for a Cleveland batter to get himself out so Gibson could qualify for the win, because individual counting stats are, after all, the point of the game.

 

 

Well, that escalated quickly

That's the way it is with Gibson.  At the slightest sign of trouble, get him out quick.

 

What the hell happened? It was 8-0 and i went to do some laundry. Come back and its still the same inning and its 8-6 with a runner on second?

The 25 posts immediately preceeding yours would be a good place to start your investigation.

 

That's not where a curve ball is supposed to cross the plate.

Or the Equator, for that matter.

 

The 25 posts immediately preceeding yours would be a good place to start your investigation.

 

From what I can gather, Gibson turned into a pumpkin. Or a meatball. There were some meatballs, of that I'm certain.

I had a real strange feeling things had been juuuuust a bit too easy

he can't make every single play. No one does. And no one on our team makes that play. Are you blaming this on Mauer? Reminds me of Cubs fans and Bartman.

Not your best comparison jimmer. Not Mauer's best attempt either I'm afraid.

Dick with an accidentally fabulous summary of the situation: "Gibson needing just one more out to qualify for the win".

 

Would any manager in his right mind watch the Tim Wakefield fastball Gibson is lobbing up there and, without knowing the inning, score, or number of outs, think "Yeah, Gibby's good to go".

For some reason i thought 4 and 2/3rds inning qualified one...

 

Now i don't even want to know how long i've been wrong.

It was in Cleveland 22 seasons ago when Ron Davis and the Twins blew those devastating leads and games at the end of the season.

 

Why do I mention this? No idea.

Kyle Gibson's velocity readings Tonight:

 

90+ , 83, 81

 

when you're throwing 3 speeds and only 3 speeds all game long... i DON"T CARE HOW Good a pitcher you are, eventually in a game you're going to get creamed

 

and that is exactly what happened.

 

Where in the World has Kyle Gibson's slider been for about 80% of the season?

 

and he'll show 92 on a nice 2-seamer once in a while but then goes right back to the 89-91 MPH sinker.

 

Ki-Gibson is a 4th starter, and very disapointing for what was supposed to be a top 10 worthy pick in the 2009 draft.

 

Also Kurt Suzuki is growing tired of him, IDK about the other way around....

On the bright side, maybe now Kepler will have a little extra motivation to hit some more dingers.

It was in Cleveland 22 seasons ago when Ron Davis and the Twins blew those devastating leads and games at the end of the season.

Why do I mention this? No idea.

32*

 

We seriously can't get one f-Ing out?

It was in Cleveland 22 seasons ago when Ron Davis and the Twins blew those devastating leads and games at the end of the season.

Why do I mention this? No idea.

Just a Quirk of yours.

 

On the bright side, maybe now Kepler will have a little extra motivation to hit some more dingers.

Yeah, Kepler.  DO something to help once in a while, whydontcha?

 

What the hell happened?

The 2016 Twins.

 

They've got their own bumper sticker and everything.

 

Edited August 3, 201610 yr by LaBombo

I swear, is there anything some fans DON'T blame Mauer for?  Watch it again, if you can. Even if he fields that ball cleanly, it's likely a single.  He was deep and far right. Who of all our guys who plays 1st else even comes close to making that play? No one.

 

In any event, it's Gibson's horrible pitching and Mollie's ineptitude that allowed all that to happen, not a play that wasn't even scored an error on a ball that took a bad hop AND that would have likely been a hit if he fielded it cleanly anyway.

 

Mauer is responsible for Global warming, he was on the grassy knoll....

Edited August 3, 201610 yr by jimmer

I knew I should have got in on Cleveland when it was 8-0. Total meltdown. What's Gibby's trade value this offseason? He's Kevin Slowey 2.0. Only slightly improved. 

Kepler's red hot. What adjustments will the pitchers make to cool him off? Nothing straight. Nothing down and in. Nothing across the plate. Junk? We'll see. This dream can't last, can it?

 

I swear, is there anything some fans DON'T blame Mauer for?  Watch it again, if you can. Even if he fields that ball cleanly, it's likely a single.  

 

In any event, it's Gibson's horrible pitching and Mollie's ineptitude that allowed all that to happen, not a play that wasn't an scored and error on a ball that took a bad hop AND that would have likely been a hit if he fielded it cleanly anyway.

Are you like, related to the Mauer family, by any chance?

 

 

Are you like, related to the Mauer family, by any chance?

 

There are things to get on Mauer for without making stuff up.

Kepler's red hot. What adjustments will the pitchers make to cool him off? Nothing straight. Nothing down and in. Nothing across the plate. Junk? We'll see. This dream can't last, can it?

I don't know.

 

We'll find out, eh?

anyway, rally time!

 

I swear, is there anything some fans DON'T blame Mauer for?  Watch it again, if you can. Even if he fields that ball cleanly, it's likely a single.  He was deep and far right. Who of all our guys who plays 1st else even comes close to making that play? No one.

 

In any event, it's Gibson's horrible pitching and Mollie's ineptitude that allowed all that to happen, not a play that wasn't an scored and error on a ball that took a bad hop AND that would have likely been a hit if he fielded it cleanly anyway.

 

Mauer is responsible for Global warming, he was on the grassy knoll....

I always suspected Mauer was secret gardener and created the "grassy knoll" look....  

There are things to get on Mauer for without making stuff up.

We're getting on Mauer? Ah, he's driving the bus!

Not sure how much everyone here puts into momentum, but it could not possibly b against the twins more at this point