Look's like the guy from the Marlins stepped out for a drink...

 

 

 

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Front row at Target Field

 

Oh, Sano....

Vargas scores from 1st.   Polanco get's hungup in a rundown.

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The Rangers and Angel scouts I can understand, but why is Phil included in your list?

 

I'd say a potential 3 team trade... but thinking through that, it makes me wonder if Vargas or Polanco are on their way out. Only way I could see Phil interested.

 

Edit:  either that or Antony is the GM whisperer and convinced Philly to take the other Santana.

 

Vargas scores from 1st.   Polanco get's hungup in a rundown.

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It's our Twins......     

4 ball walk.  Better start up the bullpen....

 

Dick: Is Santana part of the problem or part of the solution?

 

Steven Wright: If you're not part of the solution you're part of the precipitate.

I got distracted reading Steven Wright quotes. The man is a genius. I'll only post this one:

 

“If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?”
― Steven Wright

 

I'd say a potential 3 team trade... but thinking through that, it makes me wonder if Vargas or Polanco are on their way out. Only way I could see Phil interested.

 

Edit:  either that or Antony is the GM whisperer and convinced Philly to take the other Santana.

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"Phil."

Left side of the infield really doesn't want to see Santana traded

That's Sano way to throw to first.

 

I got distracted reading Steven Wright quotes. The man is a genius. I'll only post this one:

 

“If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?”
― Steven Wright

You'll have to specify whether said man would be wrong if there were women there if you want an answer to this question. :3

This is why we can't have nice things.

The only good thing is that if a run scores because of two errors it's still only one run.

sano is absolutely killing us and I knew Rosario was going to airmail that as soon as it left his hand. Our coaching appears to be lacking at an intense level

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Dickbert:  "The Twins are ONLY carrying 7 relievers."

Lots of sloppy defense and baserunning today.

 

You'll have to specify whether said man would be wrong if there were women there if you want an answer to this question. :3

You've never been married, have you?

i'm guessing sano would not appreciate an all-expenses-paid trip to rochester.

 

Lots of sloppy defense and baserunning this decade.

FTFY

 

i'm guessing sano would not appreciate an all-expenses-paid trip to rochester.

he might not appreciate it, but he certainly deserves it. something has to shake up some of our young guys. playing with zero fundamentals

 

I got distracted reading Steven Wright quotes. The man is a genius. I'll only post this one:

 

“If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?”
― Steven Wright

I'm getting distracted as I am reading his stuff, absolutely hilarious!!!!!!

it makes me physical ill to type this, but sano down park up?

 

You've never been married, have you?

I married the Twins back in '12, but that didn't last long. Why do you ask?

buxton out for "knee soreness". what's he going to do when he turns 30?

good lord, rondon just mowing us down.

 

buxton out for "knee soreness". what's he going to do when he turns 30?

30???? Try 60     

haha that pitch was a foot outside. could have changed the whole course of the inning.

Santana getting rocked.

Hey ump. Moreau is stepping out the box after. Every. Pitch.

big DP