See ya'll in 45....

Is that when the game is expected to start?

JHC it's raining? In TX? How do they get their grass that brown if it rains?

Horses and cows?

 

Is that when the game is expected to start?

I think that's what Hanneman said

Thanks for the assist(s) with lineups.

Is that when the game is expected to start?

They're saying 45 minutes after the tarp comes off. Don't know when that happens.

 

Meanwhile, I've got Star Trek and Svengoolie to keep me awake.

 

Meanwhile, I've got Star Trek

I'm a doctor, Jim, not a very good actor!

I'm a doctor, Jim, not a very good actor!

Forget it, Bones.

From Phil Miller:

 

UPDATE: The tarp is being pulled, though a light rain continues to fall. Assuming it gets no heavier, the Rangers say, first pitch will take place at 9:15 p.m.

Bones would have used one of those whirly thingys on Buxtons knee last night, and he would have stayed in the game. . Unless of course the engine room was low on Lithium Crystals again.

 

From Phil Miller:

 

UPDATE: The tarp is being pulled, though a light rain continues to fall. Assuming it gets no heavier, the Rangers say, first pitch will take place at 9:15 p.m.

With the late start plus Nolasco and Lohse on the mound, I'm thinking the finish time over/under probably clocks in just shy of 1 AM.

Edited July 10, 201610 yr by LaBombo

OMG! An original Star Trek that I have never seen!

What's the over/under on anyone still being awake?

Thank pitchforks and pointed ears.

 

What's the over/under on anyone still being awake?

0.5.

 

And I'll take the under.

 

From Phil Miller:

 

UPDATE: The tarp is being pulled, though a light rain continues to fall. Assuming it gets no heavier, the Rangers say, first pitch will take place at 9:15 p.m.

This is much more fun to read if you read it as Capt Kirk:

 

UPDATE:  The tarp...is being pulled..though a light rain...continues to...fall.

 

http://i.stack.imgur.com/MYONF.jpg

Pickoff saved that inning.

Well that pickoff was timely.

If I tell a joke, and there's nobody here to read it, is it still not funny?

 

Pickoff saved that inning.

 

 

Well that pickoff was timely.

A great mind thinks alike.

 

If I tell a joke, and there's nobody here to read it, is it still not funny?

You tell jokes?

Vargas...unhook the plow.

Pretty certain that the Twins need more than two.

Don't let up, boys. Keep treating him like a minor league pitcher.

 

You tell jokes?

Only to those with the sense to appreciate them.

 

Vargas...unhook the plow.

That's not a plow. That's his backside.

Roy sure does have a man-crush on Danny Santana. With the way he describes him, you'd think he must be at least halfway decent, but words are deceiving. 

 

If I tell a joke, and there's nobody here to read it, is it still not funny?

Yes? No? Maybe? Ni? 

 

Only to those with the sense to appreciate them.

Or the sense to ignore them.

 

Guess which category I'm in....

Ricky's just gotta Ricky.