Arcia sightings

Well Gibson could have done this

Well there goes the lead in a hurry.

Seems I was early for batting practice

 

Are you the lord of the flies?

Landlord of the flies. He collects the rent and makes sure they pass the conch at the tenants' meeting.

 

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Edited July 9, 201610 yr by LaBombo

Dick and Roy are raving about the Twins getting to Hamels while giving Gibson credit for battling and giving his team a chance. They pretty much had the same start.

Lesson 101 on how to bungle an inning.  After a leadoff hit - have your best hitter bunt which he cannot do successfully, then get the runner thrown out on a pitchout because it was that obvious it was coming.  Finished off by the ump missing ball 4 and calling it strike 3 instead.

 

Exactly this.

 

I don't want my best hitter bunting.

 

Dick and Roy are raving about the Twins getting to Hamels while giving Gibson credit for battling and giving his team a chance. They pretty much had the same start.

In Lake Wobegon, all the children are above average.

Are you the lord of the flies?

No, just an interested bystander.

 

Well, bysitter actually. Was a bylier for a while too.

 

I made it to Iowa, but am sadly going back east without visiting Minnesota...

Hey guys!

In Lake Wobegon, all the children are above average.

Concur.

 

Hey guys!

Elvis has entered the building!

No, just an interested bystander.

 

Well, bysitter actually. Was a bylier for a while too.

 

I made it to Iowa, but am sadly going back east without visiting Minnesota...

So what your saying is you stand, sit and lie both ways?

 

Elvis has entered the building!

Too funny!

Beltre has crushed LHP over the course of his career (and this season). That matchup was kind of bad for the Twins, but Rogers got the K anyway.

Does anyone recall those old sting drawn spinny arrow animal noises toys? I got an idea for one of those for geometry...

 

The circle says "oh"

The elipse says "..."

Hey guys!

Hey!

So what your saying is you stand, sit and lie both ways?

Indeed. Both up and down.

Bad baseball comes in a variety of ways.

 

On this night of positivity I would like to say that Gibson, ah sucks. Half the time he pitches, including tonight, he looks afraid to throw a strike. I think he needs a big old burley catcher to threaten him with his life if he doesn't start challenging hitters.

 

Most people need a big old burley catcher to threaten them... no matter what job needs to be done. 

I like Joe Oberle's stuff on Viking Journal, but I'm not expecting much from his new article, "Vikings' Rival is the Pack-Due to the Competition."

 

I'm worried that it's going to be the first of a series including "Vikings games will feature scorekeeping to determine winner, loser" and "Vikings to use air transport to reduce away game travel time".

Dick: "Odor spanks a double".

 

Cue spit take.

Atta boy Rogers

 

don't worry about the runner when your curve is on

Rogers is a pretty effective LOOGY.

 

Bad baseball comes in a variety of ways.

And the 2016 Twins are the cheese wheel of bad baseball.

 

Jepsen was limburger. I, for one, will not miss the Odor.

Edited July 9, 201610 yr by LaBombo

 

No, just an interested bystander.

Well, bysitter actually. Was a bylier for a while too.

I made it to Iowa, but am sadly going back east without visiting Minnesota...

 

That's like travelling across the Atlantic and turning around a mile from the Spanish Coast. 

False.

 

A "contusion."

 

Much different.

 

I guess I was jumping to contusions when I suggested amputation.

 

I like Vargas better than Arcia.

I like Vargas better than Arcia.

Well maybe I spoke too soon.

Vargas looks pretty winded after the double. If the Twins get the ball out of the infield maybe when he reaches third he can pass the broken bat baton to Gene Glynn for the anchor leg.

 

Edit:  Too late. Vargas disqualified for false start.