June 11, 201610 yr You can't have everything. Where would you put it?What's another word for Thesaurus?I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
June 11, 201610 yr The 1935 Boston Braves, who finished 38-115 and had the 2nd worst winning percentage (.248) in the last 100 years of major league baseball, never trailed in 23 of their games. This year's twins are on pace to trail in 157 of 162 games. I'm sorry, I just can't get enough of this stat lol
June 11, 201610 yr I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
June 11, 201610 yr Has Jepsen ever been a starter? 1 2/3rds scoreless tonight, so let's get the 'Jepsen to the rotation' rumor started. Because why not? Why not start the rumor, I mean, not actually try him there. Or actually do it. I don't care. If you just read that and can't figure out if I'm actually suggesting it, don't feel bad. I wrote the damn thing and even I'm not sure.
June 11, 201610 yr "There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
June 11, 201610 yr Good stuff by Tonkin. After he got plunked in the thigh, suddenly it was like, "F it, I'm just gonna get these mofos out." And he did.
June 11, 201610 yr Inconcievable. There's a big difference between partly conceivable and all inconceivable.
June 11, 201610 yr Rosanna Rosanna Danna. That's Hot!"Um, Pinch, that's Emily Litella." "Oh. That's very different. Never mind."
June 11, 201610 yr I pulled up to the 7-eleven and the guy was locking the door. I said, hey, your sign says "open 24 hours." and he says, yeah but not in a row.
June 11, 201610 yr Fun with Numbers, Hostel Edition: Unless the Twins close the deficit tonight by at least two runs, they will take over sole possession of first place all of MLB in negative run differential with -96. Still a chance they could be back on pace for -300 for the season by the end of the month... http://horrornews.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/hostel-2005-movie-7.jpg Edited June 11, 201610 yr by LaBombo
June 11, 201610 yr Author What are the Twins magic words? How about ..."total system failure" I prefer Abracadabra
June 11, 201610 yr Author Say, the Lynx are 8-0 in this young WNBA season. Go, gals! I'm a Lynx fan, and not just 'cuz I like teal, or whatever the hell color they wear. Ya, by golly, it's nice to have one team in the Land of Sky Blue Waters that doesn't suck, you betcha. Do we have any lakes that are Sky Blue?
June 11, 201610 yr I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. Istood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolatecake?" I said, "yes". -- Steven Wright
June 11, 201610 yr Author Twins are breaking the cardinal rule when facing a knuckleballer: Don't over-swing and don't swing at everything. Ok, that's 2 rules. One Rule is Cardinal and the other Rule is Oriole
June 11, 201610 yr Man seeing that clip from the '06 team...."dont know what ya got til it's go-ooone"
June 11, 201610 yr I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific. Tell them you're not looking for anything special. Maybe you can work out a compromise.
June 11, 201610 yr Abaracadabra implies something mystical. This is at the point of mythical! Like the Hindenburg, Titanic, and BlockBuster. Edited June 11, 201610 yr by Platoon
June 11, 201610 yr Abaracadabra implies something mystical. This is at the point of mythical! Like the Hidenburg, Titanic, and BlockBuster.Oh the humanity!
June 11, 201610 yr I wonder how many more Robbie Grossmans are floating around between AAA and MLB? You mean like skill set, or... http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/026/futuramafry.jpg ... identity theft? PS That one's for you RB. It's been at least a week since my last Frye meme, and I'm sure you've been waiting anxiously: http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/doctors-next-door/Dog%20napping%20on%20keyboard.jpg
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