Game Thread: Twins vs Marlins, 6/8, 7:10 PM

[ashbury]

I disconnected his life support.

Approves:

 

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[Squirrel]

Hey, listening on the radio and Kintzler's interview with Corey and Danny also earned him a $100 gift card the Continental Diamond. Things are going aces for this guy!

Maybe he'll put that in his next gift bag.

[Blake]

Let me see, the Twins are now 18-40. So, if the Twins can go (lessee, subtract 58 from 162, carry the 0, divide by i and multiply by 6,000)  72-32 the rest of the season, they probably make the playoffs.

 

On another note, the White Sox are getting pounded. They're about to drop below .500. 

 

 

[jimmer]

 

Let me see, the Twins are now 18-40. So, if the Twins can go (lessee, subtract 58 from 162, carry the 0, divide by i and multiply by 6,000)  72-32 the rest of the season, they probably make the playoffs.

 

On another note, the White Sox are getting pounded. They're about to drop below .500. 

Like us, the White Sox are not a good team.  Pretty bad actually, from a talent standpoint. No surprise they are dropping like a stone.

[Deduno Abides]

A friend of mine used to keep Far Side calendars like that on his coffee table.  When he'd bring dates over, he'd leave to go fix them something and hoping they'd look at the calendar and read it.  If they laughed, he'd say they were worth keeping around for awhile.  If they didn't, or had blank looks on their faces, that would be the last date.

 

True story.

Are you referring to your buddy, Todd DiLaMuca?

[twinsnorth49]

All we do is win.

[ashbury]

All we do is win.

Winning ugly is still winning, baby.

 

[Danchat]

Molitor said after the game that Kintzler and Abad will be closing games now.

 

Finally, he sees the light!!

[amjgt]

 

Has Jepsen been unthroned for good? Has Molitor finally given up on him as the closer? Or is he just getting a day off?

 

He had Abad warming up when the Marlin got on in the 9th, so I'm guessing it's closer by 9-man committee at this point.

 

Oops... 14 minutes late

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Like us, the White Sox are not a good team. Pretty bad actually, from a talent standpoint. No surprise they are dropping like a stone.

Like a heavy lump of lead.

[Circus Boy]

 

I know. I was being rhetorical.

 

A rhetorical walks into a bar.

 

Bartender sez, "So, do you wanna beer?"

 

Rhetorical answers: "What kind of question is that?"

[HitInAPinch]

Kintzler and Abad = Campbell and Burgmeier ?