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LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

LaBombo

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Okay I may have lost my credibility with my first joke. That was just a joke. This one is a real story about Jeter.

A friend of mine knows an attractive girl who lives in NYC. She is active on the philanthropy scene. She met Jeter at some event and he took her home. In the AM he gave her a nice handbag, inside it was a signed baseball and 40 bucks for a cab.

A year later she runs into him at the same event. She starts talking to him and realizes he does not remember her. He takes her home again. In the AM he gives her the same handbag, a signed ball and 40 for a cab.

 

A sleepover at Jeter's?     Cooo uhl!      More details,   please!      Who got to be on top?       And did she get a glow in the dark compass ring too?

 

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LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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dick has completely lost it.

 

It's hard to think of a more timely disability to survive the nightly grind of making these Twins entertaining.

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LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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Runs man, runs.

 

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I remember there were stories when Mauer was single, his "date" would get one of his Quick Swings, a coupon to Dairy Queen, and pair of Zubaz..

Haha this thread is getting silly

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Went to visit a friend, and we got into a big argument.

 

"Today's youth are too dependent on technology," he declared.

 

"I don't know," I replied.  "We're pretty dependent on it too, even at our age."

 

"No"

 

"Yes"  

 

Back and forth, back and forth.

 

FInally, I had had enough and decided to prove it to him.  I disconnected his life support.

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I remember there were stories when Mauer was single, his "date" would get one of his Quick Swings, a coupon to Dairy Queen, and pair of Zubaz..

I guess there was little in the way of repeat business, then.

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LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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So how many runs do we need to bring KJ in?

 

You'll find the answer at the top of the stairs and to your left.

 

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