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Darius First Round Pick

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Maybe they should try free beers? That would be a draw. Obviously can't do that when the Brewers come to town.

Honestly, I can't say for sure if I'd go down there for free beer. Probably not, and i'd go (and have gone) to a lot of undesirable places for free beer.

 

I could get the best 6 pack money can buy, watch it on tv (with the option to turn the channel), and I'd still come out ahead.

 

Most importantly....the option to turn the channel after the top of the first,

then maybe flip it back periodically to catch Sano/Mauer/Buxton/Kepler/Park, is priceless.

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LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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An emoji.

 

/ just trying to deflect your sarcasm. :)

 

The force you must use,  or severed will your aorta be.

 

 

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11114/111148565/4965214-9221512264-saber.gif

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I'm glad coffee drinking habits are the only thing Nunez picked up from jeter.

 

The guy's been around, is what I'm getting at.

Okay I may have lost my credibility with my first joke. That was just a joke. This one is a real story about Jeter.

 

A friend of mine knows an attractive girl who lives in NYC. She is active on the philanthropy scene. She met Jeter at some event and he took her home. In the AM he gave her a nice handbag, inside it was a signed baseball and 40 bucks for a cab.

 

A year later she runs into him at the same event. She starts talking to him and realizes he does not remember her. He takes her home again. In the AM he gives her the same handbag, a signed ball and 40 for a cab.

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I had the talking doll. My parents took it away from me after his indiscretion

Geez ... it took that long? They obviously never watched the show. I still remember when PeeWee commented on how Jambi had a green thumb and Jambi said 'That's not all that's green ...'

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Okay I may have lost my credibility with my first joke. That was just a joke. This one is a real story about Jeter.

A friend of mine knows an attractive girl who lives in NYC. She is active on the philanthropy scene. She met Jeter at some event and he took her home. In the AM he gave her a nice handbag, inside it was a signed baseball and 40 bucks for a cab.

A year later she runs into him at the same event. She starts talking to him and realizes he does not remember her. He takes her home again. In the AM he gives her the same handbag, a signed ball and 40 for a cab.

But who's the real dummy there?

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Geez ... it took that long? They obviously never watched the show. I still remember when PeeWee commented on how Jambi had a green thumb and Jambi said 'That's not all that's green ...'

I watched it as an adult and all the inuendos were used quite liberally.

 

Lawrence fishburne as a jheri curled cowboy

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Okay I may have lost my credibility with my first joke. That was just a joke. This one is a real story about Jeter.

A friend of mine knows an attractive girl who lives in NYC. She is active on the philanthropy scene. She met Jeter at some event and he took her home. In the AM he gave her a nice handbag, inside it was a signed baseball and 40 bucks for a cab.

A year later she runs into him at the same event. She starts talking to him and realizes he does not remember her. He takes her home again. In the AM he gives her the same handbag, a signed ball and 40 for a cab.

I had heard that Jetes gave out gift bags for the ladies that he took home.  Gotta admit that the guy still managed to keep a clean image even with the NY press following his every move.

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pfft.

 

There's no gonna be no SAVE opportunity.

 

Just for the 2016 Twins,   the official scoring definition of a save opportunity is any time a reliever enters with any size of lead,   regardless of inning.

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Just for the 2016 Twins,   the official scoring definition of a save opportunity is any time a reliever enters with any size of lead,   regardless of inning.

You're talking strictly theoretically here, amiright?

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Just for the 2016 Twins,   the official scoring definition of a save opportunity is any time a reliever enters with any size of lead,   regardless of inning.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

You know, I sometimes talk out loud when I type. I just woke up my mom and scared her. My dad slept right through it. He didn't have his hearing aids in.

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