COOL!

 

Where the hell is the next batter?  They should be running to the plate!

and then, unfortunately, there was Buxton.

 

/sad trombone

 

Did I hear correctly that Rosario has 81 at bats with 0 walks since his demotion?

How many plate appearances?

 

Arcia has really been playing some solid defense so far this season!

How many plate appearances?

 

To figure that out, you would have to add in his walks and stuff

 

Mauer on pace for 19.55 HR's this year.....just sayin'!

 

I am calling he is going to get the .55 homerun in the wild card play off game which they make by the skin of their teeth after having a historic July, August and September as the hottest team in baseball.

 

How many plate appearances?

 

82, smart guy    

A couple days ago, someone posted after the Zac Brown concert at TF that they "didn't get" country music.

 

Perhaps you're just listening to the wrong stuff.

 

Try this:

 

I'm more of a metamodernist myself. Might I suggest:

 

 

I'm not able to watch the game, but I can just close my eyes a picture Mauer's HR barely clearing the fence in left-center.

 

Saw the replay, just what I expected.

 

Mauer Flower Power!

Plooff-see!

Plouuuuffff!!

Our clean up hitter finally cleans up

Speaking of country music there's an award show on NickHD and this is some of the worst music I have ever heard!

OK, time to trade him!!

 

Plooff-see!

oh, sure. give it away

Saw the replay, just what I expected.

 

Mauer Flower Power!

Did you not trust yourself?

this is what the Twins should have been doing in the last several games.  They've been facing a lot of hit-able pitchers.

Wow.  Plouffe.

 

And then Dozey goes to right?  

 

Am I dreaming?

Wei*

What rule allows two runs to score when we hit a homerun?

Wow.  Plouffe.

 

And then Dozey goes to right?  

 

Am I dreaming?

Do you want me to pinch you to find out?

Just tuned in. Typical big early lead as usual, eh?

 

Wow.  Plouffe.

 

And then Dozey goes to right?  

 

Am I dreaming?

 

Cats and dogs are sleeping together.

Bert doesn't want 5 o'clock hitters and 7 o'clock S*******

 

Wow.  Plouffe.

 

And then Dozey goes to right?  

 

Am I dreaming?

63 HR's in 58 games.  Yes, you are dreaming...

Did you not trust yourself?

do you know what they call a HR that barely clears the fence? a homerun.

My trip home from work was scary.  Mrs Chief called on the cell to tell me to be careful...there was a lunatic driving the wrong way home on the freeway.

 

I told her it was even worse...there were hundreds of them!

 

do you know what they call a HR that barely clears the fence? a homerun.

 

I'm just glad that the design team at Populous didn't have that fence back 5'

Wow.  Plouffe.

 

And then Dozey goes to right?  

 

Am I dreaming?

Maybe you want to use 'hallucinating' instead?

Nolasco not exactly dealing against the worlds greatest lineup, but he's getting the job done and not doing too bad.

When Santana comes back we should trade Arcia! We should also trade Kennys Vargas we don't seem to have a role for him anymore.