Lol plouffebunt

Or not.

Go on...

Another beautiful bunt attempt by the Twins.  They really need to practice that more often.

Lol plouffebunt

Score that a Plouffe poof.

Remember when we swept that first place team, then stunk against the last place one?

 

Good times

Go on...

Maybe he's doing more sprinting, sometimes aimlessly, out in right?

I look at baldness as a blessing. And I can bring up my average

Yeah, well I can't recommend that you play the field.

Yeah, well I can't recommend that you play the field.

I try to play the field but end up looking like sano in right

Valencia is killing the Twins tonight.

Remember when arcia kicked that ball in left? Haha that was funny

Valencia is killing the Twins tonight.

Pfffft. Valencia...what is he? Some kinda dumb baseball playing orange?

 

Gettin late, fellas.

Just walk Valencia.  

Excerpted from Dozier Dungeon,   a Mazes and Monsters Pen and Paper Solo Adventure:

 

From down the dimly lit corridor,   a Beholder comes hurtling toward you!!!

 

http://magic.wizards.com/sites/mtg/files/image_legacy_migration/magic/images/mtgcom/fcpics/making/mr294_Beholder.jpg

 

Do you

 

A.     Attack it with your mace?    Read paragraph 4a for this option.

 

B.    Dodge its attack and prepare a spell to cast?    Read paragraph 4b for this option.

 

C.    Flee from it?     Read paragraph 4c for this option.

 

 

 

Paragraph 4A.   Roll one ten-sided die   (1d10)

 

1-2     You take a mighty swing at the beholder at miss once,   twice,   three times!     The beholder bites your face off.   You have died.

 

3-5     Your strike glances off the beholder,   which bounces off the ground to your left side.   But it quickly recovers and shoots you with an enfeeblement ray,   rendering you too slow to run or fight.   You have died.

 

6-9     Your mace connects weakly with the beholder.    It is driven high and back momentarily by your mace, but not far.   What looked like a killing blow has only angered the beholder,  which burns you to ash with an energy ray.    You have died.

 

10     You smash the beholder with a single,   mighty blow,    sending pieces of it flying everywhere!    You have survived the beholder.    Fortune and glory awaits in the corridor beyond!

Edited June 1, 201610 yr by LaBombo

 

Pfffft. Valencia...what is he? Some kinda dumb baseball playing orange?

Gettin late, fellas.

Zzzzzzzzz, huh? Sorry feel asleep.

Excerpted from Dozier Dungeon, a Mazes and Monsters Pen and Paper Solo Adventure:

 

From down the dimly lit corridor, a Beholder comes hurtling toward you!!!

 

http://magic.wizards.com/sites/mtg/files/image_legacy_migration/magic/images/mtgcom/fcpics/making/mr294_Beholder.jpg

 

Do you

 

A. Attack it with your mace? Read paragraph 4a for this option.

 

B. Dodge its attack and prepare a spell to cast? Read paragraph 4b for this option.

 

C. Flee from it? Read paragraph 4c for this option.

 

 

 

Paragraph 4A. Roll one ten-sided die (1d10)

 

1-2 You take a mighty swing at the beholder at miss once, twice, three times! The beholder bites your face off. You have died.

 

3-5 You strike glances off the beholder, which bounces off the ground to your left side. But it quickly recovers and shoots you with an enfeeblement ray, rendering you to slow to run or fight. You have died.

 

6-9 Your mace connects weakly with the beholder. It is driven high and back momentarily by your mace, but not far. What looked like a killing blow has only angered the beholder, which burns you to ash with an energy ray. You have died.

 

10 You smash the beholder with a single, mighty blow, sending pieces of it flying everywhere! You have survived the beholder. Fortune and glory awaits in the corridor beyond!

So that's what you've been up to.

Excerpted from Dozier Dungeon,   a Mazes and Monsters Pen and Paper Solo Adventure:

 

From down the dimly lit corridor,  a Beholder comes hurtling toward you!!!

 

http://magic.wizards.com/sites/mtg/files/image_legacy_migration/magic/images/mtgcom/fcpics/making/mr294_Beholder.jpg

 

Do you

 

A.   Attack it with your mace?   Read paragraph 4a for this option.

 

B.  Dodge its attack and prepare a spell to cast?   Read paragraph 4b for this option.

 

C.  Flee from it?    Read paragraph 4c for this option.

 

 

 

Paragraph 4A.   Roll one ten-sided die   (1d10)

 

1-2   You take a mighty swing at the beholder at miss once,  twice,  three times!    The beholder bites your face off.   You have died.

 

3-5   You strike glances off the beholder,  which bounces off the ground to your left side.  But it quickly recovers and shoots you with an enfeeblement ray,   rendering you to slow to run or fight.   You have died.

 

6-9    Your mace connects weakly with the beholder.   It is driven high and back momentarily by your mace, but not far.  What looked like a killing blow has only angered the beholder,  which burns you to ash with an energy ray.    You have died.

 

10    You smash the beholder with a single,  mighty blow,   sending pieces of it flying everywhere!    You have survived the beholder.    Fortune and glory awaits in the corridor beyond!

God bless you. Or help you.

Valencia making Roy a belieber!

Valencia always had the good platoon splits, and now he hits righties well, too. 

 

God bless you. Or help you.

Both,  maybe?

 

It don't matter to me

 

If you walked around telling everybody Aubrey was your name. 

Yeah ...

 

If

A vintage Buxton AB.

 

That was the most encouraging AB I'd seen from him this year though in terms of how his swing looked.

In other news, Suzuki fails to throw out a runner who has, what, a handful of steals in his career?

 

Excerpted from Dozier Dungeon,   a Mazes and Monsters Pen and Paper Solo Adventure:

 

From down the dimly lit corridor,   a Beholder comes hurtling toward you!!!

 

http://magic.wizards.com/sites/mtg/files/image_legacy_migration/magic/images/mtgcom/fcpics/making/mr294_Beholder.jpg

 

Do you

 

A.     Attack it with your mace?    Read paragraph 4a for this option.

 

B.    Dodge its attack and prepare a spell to cast?    Read paragraph 4b for this option.

 

C.    Flee from it?     Read paragraph 4c for this option.

 

 

 

Paragraph 4A.   Roll one ten-sided die   (1d10)

 

1-2     You take a mighty swing at the beholder at miss once,   twice,   three times!     The beholder bites your face off.   You have died.

 

3-5     You strike glances off the beholder,   which bounces off the ground to your left side.   But it quickly recovers and shoots you with an enfeeblement ray,   rendering you to slow to run or fight.   You have died.

 

6-9     Your mace connects weakly with the beholder.    It is driven high and back momentarily by your mace, but not far.   What looked like a killing blow has only angered the beholder,  which burns you to ash with an energy ray.    You have died.

 

10     You smash the beholder with a single,   mighty blow,    sending pieces of it flying everywhere!    You have survived the beholder.    Fortune and glory awaits in the corridor beyond!

Is there an option for a leg kick?

Speaking of dumb baseball playing oranges, Tonkin's looking good these days.

Has there been a more fearsome stolen base combo in MLB history than Tonkin/Suzuki

 

Both,  maybe?

Well, what gods do they have in your world again?

In other news, Suzuki fails to throw out a runner who has, what, a handful of steals in his career?

True, but he couldn't have got him with a pistol on that play. Davis had a tremendous jump.

 

True, but he couldn't have got him with a pistol on that play. Davis had a tremendous jump.

Didn't see it, will take your world for it.

 

There goes another Twins Daily poster shooting his/her mouth off!!!

Cookies are baked and cooling ... it smells good in here

Grossman is a machine.