Captain America has been cut off.

That was funny. Ol' Jeff Mace is a lightweight

That's it, DFA Grossman.

I've been saying that for like the past.... day?

Ah, the Mariners fear the Twins.  They're bringing in a sumo wrestler   

Edited May 29, 201610 yr by HitInAPinch

Honest to Christ how can this guys name be Boshears?!! There is no ****ing A after the E, WTF?!!

Holy Moley, this Buddy Boshers is a red-neck.

 

Like, literally.  It looks like he needs some Watkins Salve.

 

I think that the Twins should move to the west coast.  They could get a better owner and the home games would start at a more convenient time.

Hey, I like the 5:10 pm starts. Games end early and I'm home early enough to catch the start of the game.

Captain America has been cut off.

This should be POTN, not sure why, just should be

 

 

(Some guy in a captain America outfit--why!?--- was escorted out of the stadium)

Ain't this great?  

 

We've got a pedestrian named Buddy trying to preserve our 7th inning lead, and "Bombs Away" May warming up.  

 

Once again:

For the love of god I hate west coast games.

Boshers looks like he's a corn-fed Iowa lad.

 

With the way the Twins have played this year, I don't think this is quite right.

I signed on late to the game thread.  Was concerned there were negativity police around.  That guy is still in my head.  Screwing up my confidence and satire.

 

Honest to Christ how can this guys name be Boshears?!! There is no ****ing A after the E, WTF?!!

He's Canadian, maybe.  They talk funny up there.  Huntsville, Alabama, isn't that near Saskatoon?

Edited May 29, 201610 yr by David HK

Ain't this great?  

 

We've got a pedestrian named Buddy trying to preserve our 7th inning lead, and "Bombs Away" May warming up.  

 

Once again:

Crawling, slithering along the edge of a straight razor..

Allright west coasters

 

 

Quit gloating about how early it is

Dick giving us all the positive vibes here.

 

Thanks

 

Ain't this great?  

 

We've got a pedestrian named Buddy trying to preserve our 7th inning lead, and "Bombs Away" May warming up.  

 

Once again:

I think that's "Meltdown May." The alliteration is important.

Sano with a nice catch while doing a tap dance routine.  Those feet really are graceful!

Sano takes a route on a fly ball that makes Santana's routes look like straight lines...

Dick says the flags are limp

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA......!

 

I swear to God, I love watching the Twins OF dance!  

 

       

 

He's Canadian, maybe.  They talk funny up there.  Huntsville, Alabama, isn't that near Saskatoon?

Uhh..........no. That would be double E in Huntsville anyway, that ain't there either.

 

Crawling, slithering along the edge of a straight razor..

Are you sure you're not talking about "The Missouri Breaks" where Brando plays an eccentric regulator who has his throat cut by Jack Nicholson?

 

Sano takes a route on a fly ball that makes Santana's routes look like straight lines...

Ha ha ha haaaaaaaa--- I'm still laughing!  

 

He took the Jackson Pollock route!

 

Dick says the flags are limp

Is that what he calls it?

 

Odd.

All things considered, ain't it great seeing the Twins fight for a win?

Like

Dick says the flags are limp

i hate when they project

 

Allright west coasters


Quit gloating about how early it is

Well, since we're Twins fans, what else are we going to gloat about?

 

i hate when they project

Preferable to protruding mind you.

With haste, O Mariner batter

See this third strike and return there to thy dugout!

 

 

(Channeling sample size of one)