In some good news, Cedar Rapids is up 5-0 in the bottom of the fourth.  Randy Leblanc has faced 12 batters and struck out 5 of them.

 

Whew, the Smalley Dick excuses are done.  Man, that was lame.

 

I didn't realize you were a spokesperson for Extenze.

I like that they pulled Hughes. Guy has brought nothing most of the year.

 

Interesting question.  Myself, I've never spent even half that.

 

I wouldn't even know how to spend 58 Million in a weekend. 

 

Usually... I don't order the Lobster because of the market price. So... I'd probably order Lobster and not think twice but I'm still going to have money left over. 

 

Hey, that's not fair!  He had just come off a phenomenal season where he set the all-time k/bb ratio.  Players don't just have career years and then regress back to what they've always been.

I am just surprised that they didn't offer longterm contracts to D. Santana or Rosario after those sustainable rookie seasons. Is Nunez our unsupported success player for this year, or do we still have one coming up?

 

With the rain this assures Hughes won't get more than 3 IP, I'm sure the delay is coming soon

 

The rain didn't show up, so Hughes took care of that on his own.

 

Whew, the Smalley Dick excuses are done.  Man, that was lame.

 

Double entendres galore above

Dean throws a 1-2-3 inning on 8 pitches.....  This makes me uncomfortable.

 

I wouldn't even know how to spend 58 Million in a weekend. 

 

Usually... I don't order the Lobster because of the market price. So... I'd probably order Lobster and not think twice but I'm still going to have money left over. 

 

If I had 58 million dollars...

 

http://farm1.staticflickr.com/226/483168689_0e661f501d_z.jpg

 

I am just surprised that they didn't offer longterm contracts to D. Santana or Rosario after those sustainable rookie seasons. Is Nunez our unsupported success player for this year, or do we still have one coming up?

I'm pretty sure TR is trading for Trout or a nice sea bass.

 

Double entendres galore above

 

Yeah

 

Technically it is Roy Smalley and Dick Bremer working together so as a Moderator... My feet get to stay up on the desk. 

 

Dean throws a 1-2-3 inning on 8 pitches.....  This makes me uncomfortable.

 

Breaking news, Terry has just signed him to a 6 year extension for 30 million total.

 

Dean throws a 1-2-3 inning on 8 pitches.....  This makes me uncomfortable.

That's not the Twins Way. Who's this clown think he is?

 

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Dean throws a 1-2-3 inning on 8 pitches.....  This makes me uncomfortable.

Yup, the type of thing that can block a prospect and put him in the rotation for a month or so.

Rosario baserunning mishap in 3....2....1.....

 

I wouldn't even know how to spend 58 Million in a weekend. 

 

Usually... I don't order the Lobster because of the market price. So... I'd probably order Lobster and not think twice but I'm still going to have money left over. 

Not if you tip lavishly.

 

Double entendres galore above

Triple, if I had used limp instead of lame......

 

damn

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Hey, that's not fair! He had just come off a phenomenal season where he set the all-time k/bb ratio. Players don't just have career years and then regress back to what they've always been.

Remember when the twins didn't lose a single game to the o's last year? lulz

 

Triple, if I had used limp instead of lame......

 

damn

 

Alright... Let's not quadruple. 

 

Triple, if I had used limp instead of lame......

 

damn

winner.

See Kurt Suzuki! \m/

 

Triple, if I had used limp instead of lame......

 

damn

 

lame works the same

 

Alright... Let's not quadruple. 

yup...bypass that.

58 MM in one weekend?

 

Hmmmmm......swankiest club one drink is on me.......best suite in the best casino.......row 5 seats to the best show in town (btw, that is not some old, awful, singer).......high stakes black jack......best sipping tequila for night caps......uh, can I buy a car or 5?

 

Ya, it's hard to spend that much unless you buy stuff.....

Santana gets two mistake pitches and meekly fouls them off

 

Alright... Let's not quadruple. 

 

that would be to hard

 

I hear a lot of kids in the background. Is it a schoolday game? That's child abuse.

The way Dick said, "BASE HIT TO RIGHT!" was disconcerting. Like it was some huge accomplishment or surprise.