He forgets what made him good because he starts thinking he is good. 

That's (one!) vote for "head case."

Edited April 26, 201610 yr by ScrapTheNickname

 

I'm with you

 

He gets spit on a lot and I honestly don't see the reason why. 

All I know is when he comes back to earth his batting helmet will fly off.

It's moments like this where I want to consult Ted Danson, tell him about problems, my concerns, and at the end of our conversation he gives me a meaningful, healthy hug. Mary Steenburgen then sends me off with with a homemade batch of toffee cookies.

 

That's my dream.

 

I know the Twins are winning, but I don't trust it. I need to go to my fantasy land.

does anybody really know how a balk is called, really?

I think you yell, "that's a balk" and point at the pitcher!

Does AAA Count?

 

It's your game... I want to make sure I got the rules straight.

Who hits a major league home run in this season first. I should have been clear. I'm not sure it's Suzuki.

 

 

Meyer must be the new closer

Couldn't hurt.

 

That's what vote for "head case."

 

I assume but I like to meet them personally before I making any such declarations. 

 

 

What are Indidans? Sound mysterious.

I assume we will use Meyer in a low leverage situation later in this game when our exhausted bullpen has spotted five or six runs to Cleveland

 

I think you yell, "that's a balk" and point at the pitcher!

That said, he did come into and out of the set position twice.

 

 

It's moments like this where I want to consult Ted Danson, tell him about problems, my concerns, and at the end of our conversation he gives me a meaningful, healthy hug. Mary Steenburgen then sends me off with with a homemade batch of toffee cookies.

 

That's my dream.

 

I know the Twins are winning, but I don't trust it. I need to go to my fantasy land.

That's a healthy, if odd, fantasy.

So I am watching because I had this illusion that Meyer was here to

 

1- give him a quasi start and pitch from the 6th on

 

2 - steal Milone's job

 

Outside of Meyer not getting there in time. I have no clue what this team is doing

 

Who hits a major league home run in this season first. I should have been clear. I'm not sure it's Suzuki.

 

I gotta go with Suzuki then

 

Because I think they are gonna spend some time in Rochester teaching Buxton to swing level and maybe hit some balls on the ground on occasion. 

 

I assume we will use Meyer in a low leverage situation later in this game when our exhausted bullpen has spotted five or six runs to Cleveland

I take it your name stands for Camp Quality. Where are you located and what are your fees. I am an interested future customer... maybe.

Do the Twins know what Little Red Corvette is about, because I don't think they do.

That's why they went with the red uni's again tonight!!  they think they'er little red corvettes

Only Prince has the power to get everyone off their cell phones. #littleredcorvette

Dick clearly doesn't know what that song is about. Surprise.

 

That's a healthy, if odd, fantasy.

Some of us have psychologists, some of us have odd fantasies. I guess i fall in the second category.

Edited April 26, 201610 yr by Bark's Lounge

Wait, what? Why would they do Nirvana on Prince night?

Nah, placemats.

 

Do the Twins know what Little Red Corvette is about, because I don't think they do.

it's about a car, dummy!

it's about a car, dummy!

D'aww. We'll tell you about it when you're a little older.

Dick totally went with the Corvair allusion. When did they stop making those things?

I like Park

he needs to play

all the time

all the time

Do the Twins know what Little Red Corvette is about, because I don't think they do.

Whoores?

it's about a car, dummy!

Yeah and according to Dick, his brother had a red Corvair once.

 

If Bert hadn't long been neutered, he would have asked Dick if his brother's girlfriend also had a pocket full of used condoms.

Dang. Just got here. My bad, guys. I will leave now.

If you squint their uniforms look like our uniforms should look so

if Cleveland wins, if you're squinting, we win, in a way.

Yan Gomes. Twins killer. Add him to the list.

Esteban yan Gomes