More marney, less prince.

I just read the entire thread to see what hilarious things people had to say about the awkwardness of watching Kurt Suzuki get ready to hit to "the most beautiful girl in the world."

I mean seriously. Prince's catalog has at least 700 songs that are better suited to a baseball game.

DJ should've just pretended he misunderstood Zuke and played "rock and roll is alive- it lives in minneapolis" to save the embarrassment.

That said, how'd you all stay silent on the matter?

I just read the entire thread to see what hilarious things people had to say about the awkwardness of watching Kurt Suzuki get ready to hit to "the most beautiful girl in the world."

I mean seriously. Prince's catalog has at least 700 songs that are better suited to a baseball game.

DJ should've just pretended he misunderstood Zuke and played "rock and roll is alive- it lives in minneapolis" to save the embarrassment.

That said, how'd you all stay silent on the matter?

His music choice has been the least offensive thing he's done all year.

I just read the entire thread to see what hilarious things people had to say about the awkwardness of watching Kurt Suzuki get ready to hit to "the most beautiful girl in the world."

I mean seriously. Prince's catalog has at least 700 songs that are better suited to a baseball game.

DJ should've just pretended he misunderstood Zuke and played "rock and roll is alive- it lives in minneapolis" to save the embarrassment.

That said, how'd you all stay silent on the matter?

Leaving some comedy gold for you to mine.

His offense has been the least "offensive" thing he's done all year!

 

I just read the entire thread to see what hilarious things people had to say about the awkwardness of watching Kurt Suzuki get ready to hit to "the most beautiful girl in the world."
I mean seriously. Prince's catalog has at least 700 songs that are better suited to a baseball game.
DJ should've just pretended he misunderstood Zuke and played "rock and roll is alive- it lives in minneapolis" to save the embarrassment.
That said, how'd you all stay silent on the matter?

Maybe it's his favorite Prince song. Maybe he doesn't care what the hell we all think about whether it makes a good walk up song. Maybe he just wants to honor Prince tonight.

This game is enthralling.

Damn it

Baseball is an easy game. Our opponents have figured it out.

 

And there goes milone. This is ugly folks.

I get that we can't expect them to hit their body weight, but would it be too much to ask of our catchers to not throw the ball around the field?

Soooo, May has been demoted to long man?

 

Or he's getting stretched out?

Just saw the box score, 1 hit so far, Arcia up twice, strikes out both times, I see he's up to his old tricks. Man, this offense is offensive.

 

Soooo, May has been demoted to long man?

Or he's getting stretched out?

 

Did Meyer make it to the park? 

 

Or Maybe Molitor wants him to start an inning? 

 

I'm really not sure what is going on with this club anymore. 

Isn't this exactly why Meyer was called up?

Really hooked Milone quick. Can't bode well for his job security.

Decent outing for Milone. I was

Going to say I hope a scout is there from every team, but I don't see 29 people there

A younger, thinner private Pyle gets the third out.

I expect they don't want to throw Meyer straight into a 2-baserunner situation.

Start a clean inning

Optimism river.

 

I see you and raise you.

 

Meyer finishes the game with 4 scoreless and a win.

Does our hitting coach have a lifetime contract as well? Ya know, we have to coddle everyone who ever played here, so ya never know.

 

Soooo, May has been demoted to long man?

Or he's getting stretched out?

I like the way you think.

 

Unfortunately, you are probably thinking optimistically. 

May threw 29 pitches yesterday. I can't imagine him going much longer. 

Decent outing for Milone. I was

Going to say I hope a scout is there from every team, but I don't see 29 people there

On what planet was that a decent outing?

....I can't imagine him going much longer.

 

If I've heard that once...

 

I like the way you think.

 

Unfortunately, you are probably thinking optimistically. 

 

So he's going to Rochester and they are calling up Pat Dean?

On what planet was that a decent outing?

Bizarro twins planet where the only thing lower than the in-park attendance numbers are the expectations!

Twins should trade for Tyler Collins. He is one cool dude.

 

Bizarro twins planet where the only thing lower than the in-park attendance numbers are the expectations!

On the planet where I fast forwarded through the whole game so I could see Meyer. Then heard the announcer say they gave Santana an error in the play at the plate so I assumed Milone only had 1 ER (and had no idea he had 9 base runners)

 

Just saw the box score, 1 hit so far, Arcia up twice, strikes out both times, I see he's up to his old tricks. Man, this offense is offensive.

To all the anti-Arcia folks: I love your dedication!

Base hit?