Eh...close enough.  It's worse when Bert calls Gibson, Kyle Lohse.  

Or Kirk Gibson.

In Bah-stun they call this Bryce fella The Hah-per.

Wicked.

Or Kirk Gibson.

Or Debbie.

Sorry late to the party, just got to work... So are Pressley and Tonkin the only relievers worth a damn on this team now? 

Man, that Werth guy bugs me. He keeps catching things hit at him. 

 

Or Debbie.

Or Henry.

 

Eh...close enough.  It's worse when Bert calls Gibson, Kyle Lohse.  

 

I still think back fondly to when Bert dropped the F Bomb twice because he thought the live intro was being taped. 

 

Things like that... Are the Good Stuff in Life. 

 

Or Kirk Gibson.

http://www.rhino.com/sites/default/files/debbie-gibson-lost-in-your-eyes-lp-version-atlantic.jpg

FWIW, I'm watching the Nats feed and they had the graphic box up on the 2-2 pitch replay and the ball was off the plate.  As an umpire, I don't like that box because of the second guessing and because I don't think it's truly accurate.  And when ESPN puts it up right over the plate instead of off to the side, I turn the game off.

 

Or Kirk Gibson.

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/melgibsonjewish.jpg

Squeezed

Off the plate as well....but I've seen those called strikes so this guy behind the plate must be worried about his Questec stats.

Espinosa is really blowing his tight window to start in the Majors. 

Fernando Abad seems to have studied at the Mike Pelfrey School of Rapid Pitching.

 

Fernando Abad seems to have studied at the Mike Pelfrey School of Rapid Pitching.

I'm sorry, what did you say? I fell asleep.

Abad must think this is the Sunday slow-pitch softball league with that salad.

Great, normally, I'd be on the edge of my seat. Now, I'm comfortably indifferent.

 

Fernando Abad seems to have studied at the Mike Pelfrey School of Rapid Pitching.

 

The tuition is quite reasonable. However... Job Placement is a little spotty. 

 

I'd recommend the Nolan Ryan school of beating up batters who attack you instead. 

Just got here, read the last 3 pages OHHHH MYYYY   

Here's a question for all of you. 

 

When you eat Trail Mix. Peanuts, M&'s, Raisins. 

 

About every 5th handful... There is something with the consistency of paper. 

 

Why are they putting paper in the trail mix?

 

Nice double play to turn it into not Abad inning at all 

Pitcher's best friend.

 

Just got here, read the last 3 pages OHHHH MYYYY   

 

Whose posts are frustrating you like that. 

Here's a question for all of you. 

 

When you eat Trail Mix. Peanuts, M&'s, Raisins. 

 

About every 5th handful... There is something with the consistency of paper. 

 

Why are they putting paper in the trail mix?

Roughage.

 

Nice double play to turn it into not Abad inning at all 

Damn, you are a wordsmith!

Thanks, Bert.

 

Here's a question for all of you. 

 

When you eat Trail Mix. Peanuts, M&'s, Raisins. 

 

About every 5th handful... There is something with the consistency of paper. 

 

Why are they putting paper in the trail mix?

Yeah. Trail Mix is a funky obstacle course where they mix in random weirdness with your M&M's.

 

Here's a question for all of you. 

 

When you eat Trail Mix. Peanuts, M&'s, Raisins. 

 

About every 5th handful... There is something with the consistency of paper. 

 

Why are they putting paper in the trail mix?

Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible. And, the pulp is used to make paper. So, there you go.

 

Damn, you are a wordsmith!

Well the name alone makes it too easy to take the cheap pun 

Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible. And, the pulp is used to make paper. So, there you go.