Crooked number time. Please.

 

1. That looked like a ball to me.

 

2. Sano showing some serious attitude there. Don't want that to come back and bite you.

It will...

The number is now crooked.

Hey, we're on the board!

Somebody has got to stick a fork in John Ryan Murphy, just saying.

Wow...talk about a lack of respect for Murphy.  2 down, 2 on, 1st base open, pitcher due up next...and they pitch to him.

 

Somebody has got to stick a fork in John Ryan Murphy, just saying.

That's assault, brotha. 

 

That's assault, brotha. 

I may have been speaking figuratively...

Hurry up and give back those runs so you can get off the field, Ricky.

I hate a game thread that starts with news of Prince's death. 

 

This is no fun.

 

Uggh.

Pour one out for our homey Prince, who died today in his home. He was 57 years old. Another music icon gone too soon... 

 

Hurry up and give back those runs so you can get off the field, Ricky.

 

I think he's taking you literally. Quick, send him another message.

Ricky must be anxious about his impending plate appearance.

 

It's the only explanation for why his is looking so hittable.

Oh great, Bert just mentioned that Nolasco does not pitch particularly well at Miller Park. 12 ERA or some such.

 

Wow.

Limiting the damage.

 

Update after one complete: Twins up 2-1.

Game will have to be a barn burner for ricky to get win #1

2 runs by the Twins is certainly a good start.

 

Oh great, Bert just mentioned that Nolasco does not pitch particularly well at Miller Park. 12 ERA or some such.

 

Wow.

Bert had me at "Nolasco does not pitch particularly well"

Edited April 21, 201610 yr by PopRiveter

 

I may have been speaking figuratively...

I may have been speaking Billy Madison-y...

 

Bert had me at "Nolasco does not pitch particularly well"

Yeah, but you have to admit, a 12 ERA is bad even by Nolasco standards.

Buxton still having trouble with that curveball, I see.

Nolasco hit that one a long way. He must have learned from those hitting his pitches. Although, Ricky kept his in the park.

 

Nolasco hit that one a long way. He must have learned from those hitting his pitches. Although, Ricky kept his in the park.

Agreed. He hits well enough. He doesn't need to see anymore demonstrations.

 

I hate a game thread that starts with news of Prince's death. 

 

This is no fun.

 

Uggh.

Fortunately, this should be the only time you have to experience that, at least in this universe.

His fastball is barely getting 90 mph today, doesn't it usually tick along a bit better?

 

His fastball is barely getting 90 mph today, doesn't it usually tick along a bit better?

Only when he feels like it.

 

I think he's taking you literally. Quick, send him another message.

 

Like out shopping, and then lunch?  Or is this more a Liam Neeson kind of situation.

Ricky mowing down hitters with sick heat.

 

Like out shopping, and then lunch?  Or is this more a Liam Neeson kind of situation.

 

Do I get to choose?

 

 

 

 

 

 

...Neeson

 

I hate a game thread that starts with news of Prince's death. 

 

This is no fun.

 

Uggh.

The doves...they are crying. 

Is Mauer ever going to have to swing again? Such a waste of a beautiful swing.