what. was. that?

 

Doz little league play now?

Uh-oh...  Hope Dozey doesn't catch a case of the Knoblauchs.  Wow, what a throw.  He must hate being in those Star Trek red uni's too.

Arcia almost turned a can of corn into a double.

Un-Earned Runs

 

Blechhhhhhhh(throwing up sound)

Heh...  Phil Hughes has got to have a high pucker-factor whenever anything's hit to the outfield that's not straight up the middle.

Blechhhhhhhh(throwing up sound)

Ick.

 

Un-Earned Runs

 

Blechhhhhhhh(throwing up sound)

That can of corn was bad, huh.

It'd be nice to see the Twins hold on to a lead for more than 7 minutes

This is what mediocre pitchers do. (with help from his defense)

I'm back from my Son's Honor Student Banquet

 

A bunch of speakers and a lot of clapping at stuff

 

I wasn't paying attention... I just clapped when others clapped and this gave the impression I was paying attention. 

 

Wow Grandpa ... I've never heard you open up like this before. You know that question your little granddaughter asked you so many years ago which left you discombobulated and stuttering? Think you could enlighten me at long last? Oh ... you don't remember ... how could you?

 

Again, why did you divorce Gramma?

She was greedy and busted my balls too much!

Hughes blows

 

I'm back from my Son's Honor Student Banquet

 

A bunch of speakers and a lot of clapping at stuff

 

I wasn't paying attention... I just clapped when others clapped and this gave the impression I was paying attention. 

Robot mode. I know that all too well.

Well, the 2014 Phil Hughes continues to be a thing of the long gone past.

It'd be nice to see the Twins hold on to a lead for more than 7 minutes

That was all on Dozier.

OK boys, BP resumes the bottom of this inning!

I'm back from my Son's Honor Student Banquet

 

A bunch of speakers and a lot of clapping at stuff

 

I wasn't paying attention... I just clapped when others clapped and this gave the impression I was paying attention.

 

Yeah, but your wife knew better and you'll hear about it.

Let the bats come alive!

The Twins Average Time per Lead (also known as ATL) is currently at 8 minutes and 56 seconds, give or take commercial breaks.

 

Don't ask for my source.

That was all on Dozier.

Not all on him. Hughes is about as sharp as a pair of these tonight

Marry me, Marney.

Big time oppo!!!!!!!!

Wow!

As an established power hitter in the majors, I think Park is entitled to a little bat flip now.

Yay!

Park's power is legit

 

Not all on him. Hughes is about as sharp as a pair of these tonight

Sorry, but no. Those runs were unearned.

So much hatin

so much doubtin

gotta keep swingin

gotta keep on a on'in

우와 !!!

 

That was all on Dozier.

 

Is it my imagination or has his defense seem a little more inconsistent so far this year?