Article: Game Thread: Twins v Brewers, 4/18 @ 7:10pm CT

[Squirrel]

Uncle Bob?

That's the guy with no arms and legs who floats in the water.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

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[Squirrel]

My grandfather clock would only tick without a tock. I took it to the little old german clockmaker and told him the problem. He told me not to worry, he had ways to make the clock tock.*

 

*shamelessly lifted from Readers Digest humor.

Geez, I had to double check ... that is as bad as one of Chief's jokes.

[Squirrel]

Park it park it park it!

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Okay ya'll, I hope you appreciate my sacrifice of missing part of the game in order to find a photograph of the real DB Cooper. All you blasphemous heretics can stop your unbelievin' right now, 'cause I've had it up to here with you.

 

Damn it young lady. You need to keep this discreet!

[mnsportsgeek]

Gotta love Arcia beating the shift pretty consistently the last couple days.

[formerly33]

 

Geez, I had to double check ... that is as bad as one of Chief's jokes.

Yeah, one seems equitable. Most of them are far, far worse.

[Squirrel]

Damn it young lady. You need to keep this discreet!

Discreet and Always don't really go together. You should know that by now.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

My grandfather clock would only tick without a tock. I took it to the little old german clockmaker and told him the problem. He told me not to worry, he had ways to make the clock tock.*

 

*shamelessly lifted from Readers Digest humor.

I first heard that joke in 1949, 1955, 1967, 1972, and 1979. *

 

 

*in Readers Digest

[Blake]

 

At least you are not drawing interest while waiting for my comeback

Sorry, I have little interest in drawing rooms. Small talk really isn't my thing. Inane? Obviously.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

Geez, I had to double check ... that is as bad as one of Chief's jokes.

ninja'd!

[Aggies7]

It's the first thing they read after the game. You didn't know that? Tsk.

In that case, I love them all!

[Craig Arko]

Draw Winky.

 

 

[formerly33]

 

Damn it young lady. You need to keep this discreet!

 

I'm sorry.

 

Discreet and Always don't really go together. You should know that by now.

 

Actually, Discreet and I hang out quite a lot ... opposites do tend to attract, you know.

[Riverbrian]

 

Gotta love Arcia beating the shift pretty consistently the last couple days.

 

He looks like a completely new hitter. He isn't trying to kill everything... Just going with the pitch and doing fairly well at it. 

 

If he keeps it up. He'll be starting consistently. 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

Draw Winky.

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 it was unfortunately a shade before my time

[Blake]

 

I first heard that joke in 1949, 1955, 1967, 1972, and 1979. *

 

 

*in Readers Digest

The joke only goes back to 1949? I thought for sure it predated Chief.

[Squirrel]

The joke only goes back to 1949? I thought for sure it predated Chief.

The joke couldn't have pre-dated Chief. They didn't have clocks that far back.

[Aggies7]

Lol what is this umpire doing?

[spinowner]

Dickbert are right. This strike zone is bizarre.

[Riverbrian]

 

The joke only goes back to 1949? I thought for sure it predated Chief.

 

Most Women would Pre-Date Chief and then come up with excuses before the real date. 

[Aggies7]

Now there's an inning.

[D. Hocking]

 

The joke only goes back to 1949? I thought for sure it predated Chief.

 

There is a joke found in Leviticus that might predate Chief.  I think it begins two prophets walk into the desert.

[TwinsCD]

Blue has a bit of a low strike zone.  My kind of umpire.  Reminds me of a heckle I got because I have a low strike zone.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Discreet and Always don't really go together. You should know that by now.

Yeah, I'm a chump.

[jimbo92107]

The ump's strike zone is a puzzling shape. Like a fat man slumped in a chair, wide down low.

[Squirrel]

Oooou ... Boyer is pitching ... let's feast!

[Craig Arko]

Boyer.

[Danchat]

It's Boyer time! Let's make this lead bigger.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

because I have a low strike zone.

 

is that you, Eddie??

 

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