Wut?!

Angels don't like'a the juice.

Is Tonkin coming in to pitch to Trout and Pujols (peeking through my fingers)?

Wow! Anybody else thinking about staking Molitor for the World Series of Poker?

Tonkin finally decides to be a MLB pitcher. Nice.

Get a run please. I've got golf balls to hit!

I told y'all you'd be surprised. If Tonkin striking out Pujols isn't surprising, well, I'll crash my crystal ball.

Arcia didn't get cheated on that swing. Trying to hit it 600 feet.

When 480 woulda done just fine.

 

Wow, where did this uncivilized and aggressive Tonkin come from. That was impressive.

C'mon Murph, pretend that's Perkins on the mound...

 

Wow! Anybody else thinking about staking Molitor for the World Series of Poker?

I'm guessing you mean staking with this kind of poker as that seems to be the customary sentiment here on Twins Daily.

 

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Fulfill your destiny, Eduardo.

the booze says "base hit"

If he tries that again on Dozier game will be over

Tonkin finally decides to be a MLB pitcher. Nice.

The beard seems to agree with Big Red.

the booze says "base hit"

The booze lied.

What an awful call..High and inside

 

the booze says "base hit"

 

 

More booze would be louder and easier for the Twins hitters to hear.

 

It's science.

 

I told y'all you'd be surprised. If Tonkin striking out Pujols isn't surprising, well, I'll crash my crystal ball.

 

Are you one of the ladies pictured here?

 

 

 

 

What an awful call..High and inside

Umps [almost] always call a strike when the batter raises their hands. If he woulda kept them there, it would have been a ball. Even when I played baseball in high school I remember this happening frequently.

Okay, that was the oddest commercial I've seen. Pugmonkeybaby?

 

Okay, that was the oddest commercial I've seen. Pugmonkeybaby?

puppymonkeybaby...............do you live under a rock?

The booze lied.

I'm shocked. Shocked.

Are you one of the ladies pictured here?

 

I'm the one on the left. I'm a very beloved Auntie.

When do you start to worry that Brian Dozier has turned into Dan Uggla? It's odd, but a lot of second basemen seem to go off a cliff suddenly and sooner than expected.

 

Are you one of the ladies pictured here?

 

Three guess which one he means.

 

And the first two don't count.

puppymonkeybaby...............do you live under a rock?

Yes

Tonkin with a capital 'K.'

Who is this person and what has he done with Michael Tonkin?

Nice to have Buxton back in CF.

 

Yes

I live under a rock too. Which one are you under? Haven't see you around?

 

(Actually, I get these live feedy things; no commercials.)

Who is this person and what has he done with Michael Tonkin?

The one who's stayed up for more than 2-3 days at a stretch.