April 15, 201610 yr Sounds like Meyer is lights out in his first Redwings start tonight. Per Seth: Alex Meyer has thrown 5 shutout innings. Two hits, ZERO walks, six strikeouts.
April 15, 201610 yr Did we win yet?You have tried being deadand you have tried did we win yetnothing has worked!
April 15, 201610 yr 12-1 odds Meyer is our closer by September?I don't think the Twins are going to trust a rookie as a closer, especially one that gives up too many walks.
April 15, 201610 yr I don't think the Twins are going to trust a rookie as a closer, especially one that gives up too many walks. You know what would be awesome? If the Twins trusted a wookie as a closer! Think about how much attendance would skyrocket!
April 15, 201610 yr I don't think the Twins are going to trust a rookie as a closer, especially one that gives up too many walks.That is 2-week ago thinking.
April 15, 201610 yr You know what would be awesome? If the Twins trusted a wookie as a closer! Think about how much attendance would skyrocket! Actually, based on the drunk/homicidal look below, maybe it's not the best idea... http://blogimages.thescore.com/mlb/files/2012/06/Twins-TATC-99-chewie.png
April 15, 201610 yr Hey Van. Remember to whisper sweet nothings in her ear, and stroke her hair ever so gently.Van, no!! This isn't the '50's ... that'd be a major turnoff for a lot of women ... remember what I said about not acting entitled.
April 16, 201610 yr Van, no!! This isn't the '50's ... that'd be a major turnoff for a lot of women ... remember what I said about not acting entitled. Yeah, given that it's 2016, she'd probably yell at Vanimal for not giving her a trigger warning about his upcoming microaggression, and retreat to her safe space.
April 16, 201610 yr Eduardo Nunez is leading off today and Arcia's in the lineup, so at least Molitor is trying something... but why is Escobar batting 7th? It's almost as if Molitor's doing this intentionally so that the Twins don't score any runs. Ugh....i take it personally. Molitor is trying to drive me bat-poop crazy
April 16, 201610 yr Danny says the Twins' hitting slump is no longer about mechanics. Unless we have a bunch of guys who aren't able to mechanically hit at the major league level...
April 16, 201610 yr Author Red Team against Red Team... is.... against the rules I think. I'm gonna have to look this up.
April 16, 201610 yr Red Team against Red Team... is.... against the rules I think. I'm gonna have to look this up. The Twins are actually wearing blue pinstripesYou're just seeing red.
April 16, 201610 yr Van, no!! This isn't the '50's ... that'd be a major turnoff for a lot of women ... remember what I said about not acting entitled.What are you talking about? The book I am reading from the 19th Century Ottoman Empire Romantic Author, Trempir Auktatoglu, seems fairly feasible?
April 16, 201610 yr Escobar, Mauer, Plouffe, and Suzuki all lead the Twins with 2 RBIs, which ties them for 164th in the major leagues. Edited April 16, 201610 yr by ScrapTheNickname
April 16, 201610 yr Van, no!! This isn't the '50's ... that'd be a major turnoff for a lot of women ... remember what I said about not acting entitled."Baby, you are mine" Is that better?
April 16, 201610 yr Sacrifice bunt attempt on second batter of the inning ties a major league record for soonest sacrifice bunt attempt in an inning.
April 16, 201610 yr Escobar, Mauer, Plouffe, and Suzuki all lead the Twins with 2 RBIs, which ties them for 164th in the major leagues. I need an "I don't like this, but I appreciate the information you have provided" button. Edited April 16, 201610 yr by Cap'n Piranha
April 16, 201610 yr Author Nunez is in my lineup tomorrow just because of the hustle getting back to first for two batters in a row. In: NUNEZTBD Out:TBD
April 16, 201610 yr I just had a terrifying thought. What if the Twins win tonight on a 9th inning walk off? There would certainly be a mob scene on the field, with Gatorade buckets, gloves all over, pies in the face, and the hero being lifted off on the shoulders of his elated teammates to the cheers of all. Please Twins don't let that happen; win this game early!
April 16, 201610 yr Nunez is in my lineup tomorrow just because of the hustle getting back to first for two batters in a row. In: NUNEZTop 6 hitters from the Red Wings lineup Out:Everyone not named Nunez, Mauer, and Escobar FTFY
April 16, 201610 yr Red Team against Red Team... is.... against the rules I think. I'm gonna have to look this up. It's against MY rules, and that's enough.
April 16, 201610 yr I think we should trade Plouffe just because he looks so bummed out.Reason #42 to the list I am creating - thanks
April 16, 201610 yr Author I think we should trade Plouffe just because he looks so bummed out. Yeah.. but it's that same bummed out facial expression that has lowered his trade value.
April 16, 201610 yr Reason #42 to the list I am creating - thanks Did you intend to use #42 for irony on this night?
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