South Korea just shook.

 

So will North Korea, if any of the carrier pigeons bearing clips of the game make it past their surface to air missiles.

Dozier can now be sure there is nothing that will let him see the field tonight.

 

Ph for Suzuki, for the love of god

Or not.  

Here we go Paulie, chance to match their chess move...... use some strategy...







HELLO IS THIS THING ON??????

Pinch hit for Zukes right?

You can try to score additional runs of you are ahead

 

IT'S HAPPENING!!1!

 

"Hey Life... Look at me... I can see the reality" 

 

I would put the same lineup in tomorrow night!

Maybe...but if I'm managing there's a real short leash on Milone.

 

My phone is going through the TV if Suzuki hits

I'd be happy if he hits, but I don't think he should bat.

He almost swung at that. Oof

 

My phone is going through the TV if Suzuki hits

Pics or it didn't happen.  

Previous posters have suggested cheating. I think the Twins should look into actually buying insurance runs. A million dollars per run, something like that. Could transform our presence in the league.

Suzki popped up with guys on base. Again. Surely he's do next time Mollie. 

Well, we still have a catcher on the bench. Mollie.

 

Hold on to your f-ing hats ladies and germs

 

My phone is going through the TV if Suzuki hits

Whew. He didn't, so phone and TV saved.

RED TEAM! RED TEAM! RED TEAM!

That was unexpected. No reason to use Dozier in that situation.

soooo, pop fly?  where have I seen that before?  Zuk's last 5 AB's?

 

My phone is going through the TV if Suzuki hits

you mean bats ...the distinction was made between hits and bats in an earlier game thread

3 outs. 3 outs. 

 

"Hey Life... Look at me... I can see the reality" 

 

You really do have good lyric recall.

 

My phone is going through the TV if Suzuki hits

Empty threat, wasn't it?

Must be saving Doz for the 11th

 

Whew. He didn't, so phone and TV saved.

scooped by spinowner.  

 

Jeebus.  Just shoot me now.

You guys! It turned out to be a great night for all of us! 1st win for the Twins! Sorry I missed this historical moment for our favorite ball club... The first date turned out great! Drunk make out sessions are great in their own category, but there's nothing better than a first real kiss with a crush!

Here is the thing. If we are down a run, Dozier hits. It makes no sense why we can't use the same logic with two runners on and a 1 run lead. With a 10+ ERA reliever coming in

Good test for Jepsen. Let's see him attack the zone. Nothing passive.

This spearmint skoal is not helping my stomach.

 

soooo, pop fly?  where have I seen that before?  Zuk's last 5 AB's?

Hey...I'm sure he popped up a bunt in there somewhere too.

 

You really do have good lyric recall.

 

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