April 15, 201610 yr Tonight's the night guys! For those that have followed the game threads the last couple of days you'll know what I'm talking about. Happy hour is set up after work.. After happy hour dinner is booked! If I don't check in later tonight, you'll know why! Disappointing. Vanimal, if you can't balance your love life and your TD priorities, then I don't think you're ready to move forward with this relationship.
April 15, 201610 yr Tonight's the night guys! For those that have followed the game threads the last couple of days you'll know what I'm talking about. Happy hour is set up after work.. After happy hour dinner is booked! If I don't check in later tonight, you'll know why! Great, there goes our distraction.
April 15, 201610 yr Tonight's the night guys! For those that have followed the game threads the last couple of days you'll know what I'm talking about. Happy hour is set up after work.. After happy hour dinner is booked! If I don't check in later tonight, you'll know why! Just be sure to check in on the score of the game. If the Twins are losing and on their way to 0-10, just tell her you have to end the date early so you can go online and keep us company on the game thread. Sounds like a plan?
April 15, 201610 yr Eduardo Nunez is leading off today and Arcia's in the lineup, so at least Molitor is trying something... but why is Escobar batting 7th? It's almost as if Molitor's doing this intentionally so that the Twins don't score any runs. Ugh....
April 15, 201610 yr I kind of feel as if their first win is going to be very anti-climactic. At 0-4, it would have been "HOORAH!" Now at 0-9, it's going to feel more along the lines of "Oh. Now we're 1-9. Cool." Implied there is my prediction that they will win tonight. One way or another, go Twins!
April 15, 201610 yr I hate every ape I see, from Chimpan-a to Chimpan-z. Edited April 15, 201610 yr by Cap'n Piranha
April 15, 201610 yr We better win tonight. I'm running out of things to kick over. My house is starting to look a bit silly and the dog and cat leave the room every time they hear Dick and Bert's voices! I'm also concerned about the amount of beer I am drinking and the abundant fowl language that seems to flow from the front of my cranium lately! I need a Twins win, a church and an AA meeting!!! Also, anyone know of a good home repair guy? Never mind, I will just look on Craig's List. So you feel like you're saying "Polly want a cracker" and "I taught i taw a pussycat" too much?
April 15, 201610 yr So you feel like you're saying "Polly want a cracker" and "I taught i taw a pussycat" too much?It's a well known fact that my spelling sucks. Look at as someone to feel sorry for or someone to help you feel better about yourself :0)
April 15, 201610 yr Yeah get the monkey off your back but your twin city circus'll be in an American League city near you - all summer tour. I haven't hit panic button like this since they let Gary Gartti go. Good news is they won ws that year
April 15, 201610 yr A nice matchup of some sorry offenses here tonight. First team to 1 probably gets the W.
April 15, 201610 yr It's kind of cool to follow a team that is making history. Brings a tear to my eye, it does.
April 15, 201610 yr So you feel like you're saying "Polly want a cracker" and "I taught i taw a pussycat" too much?Perhaps more like "pieces of 8*"or "shiver me timbers"? *or 9. Edited April 15, 201610 yr by sampleSizeOfOne
April 15, 201610 yr Let's try this again...Rally Rum.jpghmmm... I got me some aged Dominican rum that's just screaming open me right now.
April 15, 201610 yr That isn't Liverpudlian enough for your tastesFirst glance, i read this as Lilliputian, and tried to envision it. Would have been pretty swift...
April 15, 201610 yr It's a well known fact that my spelling sucks. Look at as someone to feel sorry for or someone to help you feel better about yourself :0) The opportunities for me to do that elsewhere in my life are so few and far between that I need every chance I can get.
April 15, 201610 yr ... If I don't check in later tonight, you'll know why!Of course... "I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!"
April 15, 201610 yr Did we win yet? The Undead speaks!Just be sure to check in on the score of the game. If the Twins are losing and on their way to 0-10, just tell her you have to end the date early so you can go online and keep us company on the game thread. Sounds like a plan? And if you are on here around 8, we will also know why!
April 15, 201610 yr Did we win yet? The Undead speaks! Just be sure to check in on the score of the game. If the Twins are losing and on their way to 0-10, just tell her you have to end the date early so you can go online and keep us company on the game thread. Sounds like a plan? And if you are on here around 8, we will also know why! We better win tonight. I'm running out of things to kick over. My house is starting to look a bit silly and the dog and cat leave the room every time they hear Dick and Bert's voices! I'm also concerned about the amount of beer I am drinking and the abundant fowl language that seems to flow from the front of my cranium lately! I need a Twins win, a church and an AA meeting!!! Also, anyone know of a good home repair guy? Never mind, I will just look on Craig's List. I know what you mean, I too had fowl language problems. I went to the doc, and he told me it was just a chicken. He suggested I just choke it, and the problem would go away!
April 15, 201610 yr Author Fun fact: Atlanta is still winless. Atlanta and the Twins: World Series 2017!! I'm tired of beating the Braves... We do that all the time.
April 15, 201610 yr Our hope of the futureTwo years agoLet's not give up yet Edited April 15, 201610 yr by ScrapTheNickname
April 15, 201610 yr Oh, hello there Alex Meyer: http://www.milb.com/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2016_04_15_rocaaa_bufaaa_1&mode=gameday So far 6 Ks, 0 BBs, 2 Hs, 0 Rs in 5 innings. 42 strikes, 22 balls. UPDATE; 8 KS, 0 BBs, 3 Hs, 0Rs in 6 innings. 57 strikes, 30 balls. Probably done for the day this early in the season. But man, talk about putting yourself back on the map. Edited April 15, 201610 yr by nytwinsfan
April 15, 201610 yr I get it. I've just grown accustom to certain level of excellence in your work.James, I have accommodated your critique. This S.O.B. better work tonight.
April 15, 201610 yr I hate every ape I see, from Chimpan-a to Chimpan-z.And they only had nice things to say about you. Tonight's the night guys! For those that have followed the game threads the last couple of days you'll know what I'm talking about. Happy hour is set up after work.. After happy hour dinner is booked! If I don't check in later tonight, you'll know why! You kids have a good time. Edited April 15, 201610 yr by Craig Arko
April 15, 201610 yr Tonight's the night guys! For those that have followed the game threads the last couple of days you'll know what I'm talking about. Happy hour is set up after work.. After happy hour dinner is booked! If I don't check in later tonight, you'll know why! Hey Van. Remember to whisper sweet nothings in her ear, and stroke her hair ever so gently.
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