Outside of Sano in RF I honestly think the most frustrating thing about this season is Joe Mauer looks like Batting Title Winning Joe Mauer again and it completely doesn't matter because this roster is a damn dumpster fire.

 

 

 

just a matter of perspective: twins have the exact same number of losses as golden state and everybody's saying they're great ...

so, you're saying the Twins will go 144-18?

 

so, you're saying the Twins will go 144-18?

They could turn it around...Magic 8 ball says that it is unlikely though.  Still a chance though

 

I thought they'd win 2 of these three........oh well. 

 

And, night time game threads are much more fun.....

That's because more of us are actually able to drink beer and watch the games at night! Sorry for missing most of this riveting afternoon game... 

I'd almost feel better if we were getting blown out. Can't stand this infinite parade of 3-1, 4-2 losses. 

This is just going to make that 20 game winning streak seem so much sweeter.

It took the Twins eleven days to accumulate as many losses as the Warriors did in their entire season.

Since this has gotten nearly unwatchable, and I'm concerned for everyone's livers, I suggest the following solution:

 

1. Send everyone with an option to AAA.

2. Backfill the 25-man roster with whatever non-prospect pieces you can.

3. Take the Twins off TV and put the Red Wings on in their place. Enjoy winning baseball.

4. Leave this arrangement until at least July.

Edited April 14, 201610 yr by Taildragger8791

 

Ya win none, and ya lose all.  

FTFY

 

Since this has gotten nearly unwatchable, and I'm concerned for everyone's livers, I suggest the following solution:

 

1. Send everyone with an option to AAA.

2. Backfill the 25-man roster with whatever non-prospect pieces you can.

3. Take the Twins off TV and put the Red Wings on in their place. Enjoy winning baseball.

4. Leave this arrangement until at least July.

Something tells me few livers will be spared as a result of this.

Gosh, the game is already over by the time i get round to checking the thread.

 

i blame these changing time zones. anyone else suffer from car lag?

OK, I'm officially embarrassed now.  I thought last year was bad, but this has gotten really bad.

 

I think it's time for this:

 

Nah, it's time for this. 

 

I have one word for this team right now.

 

BOOOOOOOO!

i'm guessing those postgame disco dance parties are a little lackluster these days.

I have one word for this team right now.

 

BOOOOOOOO!

Aw, go stop some pucks ya hoser!

Well, at least all this happened when I was asleep.  

But when I awoke to 0-9....

 

 

Since this has gotten nearly unwatchable, and I'm concerned for everyone's livers, I suggest the following solution:

 

1. Send everyone with an option to AAA.

2. Backfill the 25-man roster with whatever non-prospect pieces you can.

3. Take the Twins off TV and put the Red Wings on in their place. Enjoy winning baseball.

4. Leave this arrangement until at least July.

5. Don't let DicknBert announce.

Since this has gotten nearly unwatchable, and I'm concerned for everyone's livers, I suggest the following solution:

 

1. Send everyone with an option to AAA.

2. Backfill the 25-man roster with whatever non-prospect pieces you can.

3. Take the Twins off TV and put the Red Wings on in their place. Enjoy winning baseball.

4. Leave this arrangement until at least July.

regarding number one, didn't you mean AA?

"And the rest is rust and stardust"