Unwritten rules have no table of contents, so I'm not sure.

Surly they must be referrenced in the appendix.

If I root any harder for May to get the third out I'm going to vasovagal down and pass out.

Pretty intense for an April game, huh.

Pretty intense for an April game, huh.

For some, a bit too intense perhaps.

Who's warming up in the bullpen now to get May out of there?

I think I'm going to side with Bryce Harper, all these unwritten rules in baseball are ridiculous. 

bringin the heat!!

A defining moment for May, perhaps.

crap!

OH MY GOD

lmao!!!!!!!

 

So I guess the parade is cancelled then?

Good thing I didn't book the day off.

 

Well, it's been a moving target of a promise for about three years now.  So better not to even try.

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For some, a bit too intense perhaps.

 

Not when every other team except one has at least 1 in the column that matters.

Spieth trying to win back to back Masters with 2 hands around his throat.

You've got to be f-ing kidding me.

This incompetence is why May doesn't belong in these high leverage situations!

I am strangely still hopeful for Trevor May this season, despite what I witnessed this game.

 

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Saved it for last. Like you were ready for the choke.

Way No. 1001 how to lose, presented by YOUR Minnesota Twins!

Oh for pete's sake, if they really needed to lose the game on a wild pitch, they could've at least called me in.

This incompetence is why May doesn't belong in these high leverage situations!

And sadly enough he's vastly out pitched both jepsen and perkins.

Not when every other team except one has at least 1 in the column that matters.

....said nobody after 6 games.

 

Then stop

Nope.

0-6. Absolutely embarrassing Messers Ryan, molitor and gang.

This incompetence is why May doesn't belong in these high leverage situations!

...not sure if serious??

Such an unoriginal way to choke a game away.  Novelty, fellas, novelty.  

....said nobody after 6 games.

I dunno about that. I'd be curious if anyone has ever made the playoffs after starting 0 and 6. I'd have to think the list is pretty slim, if not none.

We're just going to feel that much better when they sweep the Pale Hose.

This season is rapidly going in the toilet. At this point it feels like a giant game of holding your breath until Terry Ryan retires. We will never get to the next level with his 'vision' leading the way.