Can't hate the Royals, like Brian said. They're pretty good.

Can't is a pretty strong word...

 

What did the snail say while riding on a turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!

We have to keep Miguel's bat in the lineup , they said.

Plouffe has really developed into one of the most mediocre players in the game today.

Plouffe does nothing for me, or the Twins apparently.

 

Plouffe has really developed into one of the most mediocre players in the game today.

Making him so valuable on the Twins.

Are you all drinking with Halsey tonight? Lol wth

Park certainly takes good at-bats.

Park with two good PAs against the fireballer.

With his pitch count creeping up there, Ventura might not make it very deep into this game.   I wonder if Kansas City's bullpen is any good....

An around the horn interview. Korean to English to Spanish. And back.

 

Park certainly takes good at-bats.

Concur.  So far, to me at least, he looks like a guy who's going to be a nice hitter.  

So, um, I don't want to jump the gun...but...we kinda stink, yeah?

If Plouffe's going to hit the way it appears, he can at least play RF in a platoon with Arcia and we can stop screwing around with the franchise player.

Edited April 9, 201610 yr by howeda7

Just as we couldn't maintain .350 BA wRSIP last May, we can't maintain .050 either. I think.

 

So, um, I don't want to jump the gun...but...we kinda stink, yeah?

 

 

So, um, I don't want to jump the gun...but...we kinda stink, yeah?

We definitely have stunk so far. But that doesn't mean we stink.

Edited April 9, 201610 yr by ScrapTheNickname

Dick makes a good point about the netting. That bat was spinning and would have wound up deep in the seats.

 

We definitely have stunk so far. But that doesn't mean we stink.

You guys might stink, but I think I actually smell pretty good today.

What kind of music did the mummy listen to?

Run(s) please.

We're gonna wind Twins. We're gonna score. We're gonna wind Twins. Watch that baseball soar...but-then-get-knocked-down-at-the-warning-track.

 

What kind of music did the mummy listen to?

What, wrap music?

I think he's saying the Twins offense seems like it's being pulled by oxen.

I think he meant the Twins would end up like the Donner party. My money's on Sano as the last one left and with a fork in his hand.

Twins need to score 3 this inning.

Side note: Possibility of a rain-out in CA.

 

Dodgers/Giants.

 

What kind of music did the mummy listen to?

 

 

Run(s) please.

I don't get it?

 

What kind of music did the mummy listen to?

Wrap?

 

edit: Oh too slow

Edited April 9, 201610 yr by Willihammer

Just catching a couple innings now, I am SHOCKED the Twins have only one run thus far.

It appears Spinowner has just a sense of humor every bit as bad as mine.

The o/u on Ventura's strikeouts was 5.5.    Easiest $3 I've ever made.

Edited April 9, 201610 yr by NorthwestTwinsFan