Probably not shave my chest for a year. I mean, come on. He can't possibly make the rotation, can he?

Hope he is awesome.

Hope he is good enough to make some team want to trade for him.

 

Probably not shave my chest for a year. I mean, come on. He can't possibly make the rotation, can he?

 

 

He has looked pretty rough this year.  He just seems too hittable to be left in the rotation but odds are they will give him a shot anyway.  Personally I don't think that I like him in reliever role though either.  Hope he turns things around though.

Edited March 18, 201610 yr by Dman

 

Probably not shave my chest for a year. I mean, come on. He can't possibly make the rotation, can he?

That'll show TR and the rest of the front office.  

"If Nolasco makes the rotation I will...."

Probably drink a TON during his scheduled starts. 

"If Nolasco makes the rotation I will...."

Turn off the TV during his scheduled starts and go outside. 

"If Nolasco makes the rotation I will...."

Consider taking up a new hobby during his scheduled starts. Maybe dancing, looking into people's windows, the options are endless!

"If Nolasco makes the rotation I will...."

Start reading more books during his scheduled starts. Maybe even pick up the newspaper. Get caught up on current events. 

"If Nolasco makes the rotation I will...."

 

I'll go with root for him to get the win every outing.

Don't worry. They are not gonna do it, or if they do (small chance), it will be instead of Milone. Duffey's gonna be there.

"If Nolasco makes the rotation I will...."

Call my mom during his scheduled starts. Find out what she's been up to. Not like I have anything better to do during that time. Always call your mom, people. 

 

"If Nolasco makes the rotation I will...."

Probably drink a TON during his scheduled starts. 

So, you're hoping that Nolasco makes the rotation?

 

"If Nolasco makes the rotation I will...."

Call my mom during his scheduled starts. Find out what she's been up to. Not like I have anything better to do during that time. Always call your mom, people. 

Especially if they're 86 years old like mine is.

 

That'll show TR and the rest of the front office.  

Just as long as he doesn't show the rest of us.  

"If Nolasco makes the rotation I will...."

Focus on crossword puzzles. What's a 7 letter word for "Last name of the most polarizing Minnesota Twins pitcher"?

 

"If Nolasco makes the rotation I will...."

Focus on crossword puzzles. What's a 7 letter word for "Last name of the most polarizing Minnesota Twins pitcher"?

"May"

 

Wait, that's only 3 letters.  Are you sure 3 down, and not 3 across?

"If Nolasco makes the rotation I will...."

Clean the house during his scheduled starts. Beer cans don't recycle themselves, you know?

"If Nolasco makes the rotation I will...."

Dream about how athletic Sano is. 

DiscGolfer drinks. 

Game thread inside joke. Hope to see everyone there when the season begins!

 

"If Nolasco makes the rotation I will...."

Focus on crossword puzzles. What's a 7 letter word for "Last name of the most polarizing Minnesota Twins pitcher"?

Berrios?

"If Nolasco makes the rotation I will...."

Focus on crossword puzzles. What's a 7 letter word for "Last name of the most polarizing Minnesota Twins pitcher"?

Heh. Correia.

I realize my answer was too serious, in the spirit of the thread....I will move out of state.

 

Just as long as he doesn't show the rest of us.  

x 1000!

 

I realize my answer was too serious, in the spirit of the thread....I will move out of state.

Oh, come on ... that's too easy since you were planning to do so anyway. REPORT! REPORT!

 

I realize my answer was too serious, in the spirit of the thread....I will move out of state.

To be fair I didn't want to read another Nolasco sucks thread, so I high jacked it assuming twinscowboysbulls wanted to go the humor route. 

And I wanted something to do instead of work on a Friday afternoon....

"If Nolasco makes the rotation I will...."

Go shopping with Miss Vanimal. That should be punishment enough. 

"If Nolasco makes the rotation I will...."

Eat cottage cheese. And I HATE cottage cheese. 

"If Nolasco makes the rotation I will...."

 

Call Cole DeVries and ask if we could coax him out of the real estate business.

 

Probably not shave my chest for a year. I mean, come on. He can't possibly make the rotation, can he?

 

TCB,  I'm thinking you have this backwards.  Perhaps the TD community should collective choose to shave our chest and back hair, and mail the contents to 1 Twins way. 

 

TCB,  I'm thinking you have this backwards.  Perhaps the TD community should collective choose to shave our chest and back hair, and mail the contents to 1 Twins way. 

Ick.