It doesn't count until the game is over. You may have just jinxed your jinx.

 

Very ballsy of me

 

I hope you did not just anger Steve Gutenberg by improperly linking to his page.  You don't want to get him mad -- he is ruthless to his enemies.

I wish I understood.

Dick: Welcome Back... it's the 4th Inning. Twins with a commanding 7-0 lead. 

 

Bert: Duffey showing good command and good downward plane. 

 

Dick: We are joined by VodkaDave from Twins Daily... How are you this evening VodkaDave?

 

Vodkadave: &%$#

 

Bert: That's my line. 

 

Very ballsy of me

This is your fault.

winnah!

 

everyone can relax with a cold one.

 

http://i1162.photobucket.com/albums/q534/GaiderDraco7/NationalLamponsVacation00_zpscfe9db0e.jpg

Well, that would have been a shutout if not for drock.

I can't imagine anything more dishearting then being ejected after the game

 

 

winnah!

 

everyone can relax with a cold one.

 

http://i1162.photobucket.com/albums/q534/GaiderDraco7/NationalLamponsVacation00_zpscfe9db0e.jpg

I'd rather relax with a chicken dinnah.

http://milaslittlethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/clark-griswold.jpg

 

 

I can't imagine anything more dishearting then being ejected after the game

Who got ejected?

 

Well, that would have been a shutout if not for drock.

 

Well they have to score sometime. Better they get runs today then tomorrow

 

Who got ejected?

Perkins. After the last out. Very strange.

 

Who got ejected?

 

Radio said Perkins got thrown out after the game

Who got ejected?

Perkins, apparently, for giving the Umpire grief over a ball call before the homer.

No North? We'll have to content ourselves with this:

 

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/4005622/father-of-the-bride-2-o.gif

 

Who got ejected?

drock.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GF3rWj0A_Y

 

I wish I understood.

 

Your life is probably better for not understanding some things or references.

 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8MinC8jISuY/U_-OrkeMNhI/AAAAAAAAm5s/YkX79kLXVmQ/s1600/Week17b.JPG

How do you get ejected from a game that is over?

Perkins, apparently, for giving the Umpire grief over a ball call before the homer.

Now Perk has to go home and have dinner. Naughty Perkins!

Am I late?

 

 

Wow...Pittsburgh and the Cubs both have better records than every team in the AL, and both will wind up in the wild card behind St Louis. One of them will go home on day after the season ends, taking their 95 wins with them.

Your life is probably better for not understanding some things or references.

 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8MinC8jISuY/U_-OrkeMNhI/AAAAAAAAm5s/YkX79kLXVmQ/s1600/Week17b.JPG

I never bothered to learn his name, but i'd seen some of the movies he was in...

 

Of particular note is Amazon Women on the Moon. By the director of Kentucky Fried Movie.

 

Which brings us back to chicken dinner... Enjoy!

 

And thanks all for putting up with my footprints of paint. (I wonder if an editor woulda helped there... even if it was one word... "no")

 

And of course other eccentricities...

 

Anyway, Thanks for the company!

 

G'night!

I confess!  I'm a troll....  Just popped over to the Tribe site to see what's up over there---- this:

 

Getting eliminated by the ****ing Twins is the worst feeling in the world.

by westbrook on Sep 23, 2015 | 9:23 PM reply

 

  Heh...  (on their site, there are no stars, mind you).

Edited September 24, 201511 yr by David HK

 

Wow...Pittsburgh and the Cubs both have better records than every team in the AL, and both will wind up in the wild card behind St Louis. One of them will go home on day after the season ends, taking their 95 wins with them.

 

Suckers

Not sure I approve of fan voting for this - it is going to devolve into a popularity contest and people are going to ignore the merits and skills of the writer.  Plus certain bloggers are going to have fan blocks will will flood the voting system.

No, Substitute a couple of words and I actually think this describes the Minneapolis Park & Rec board more than anything.

 

 Plus are we supposed to ignore that some (or all) of the writers may have completed their work with some assistance from a banned substances (or does that actually work in their favor)? .

 

No. Do not ignore this.

 

How do you get ejected from a game that is over?

 

You tell him exactly what you wanted to tell him a batter earlier.

Here's some baseball thoughts after the game:

I like a bullpen with Cotts, Fien and Boyer in the middle and Perkins, May, and Jepsen at the end.

Cleveland is just about done. They are behind three teams by three games or more. I hope the Twins can take advantage of an emotional letdown tomorrow and next week.

Dozier's oppo homer was huge. Escobar's 2-run single equally as big.

Hughes performance was pretty good. He'll probably get two more chances.

I just about gave up all hope after Saturday, but I'm starting to believe again.

 

How do you get ejected from a game that is over?

 

It's so cute that the rookie umpire wanted to get his rocks off by tossing a player after the final out.  That guy was very very average behind the plate just like his teammate was in last nite's game.  I know calling balls and strikes is difficult (I've done it at the high school level for 11 years) but some of these umpires are continuing to show that they just don't know where the strike zone is on a consistent basis.  I thought the Indians pitcher got hosed last nite before we put 3 runs on the board and tonite's zone was just as bad.

You really painted yourself into the corner with that Fall Knock Knock Joke.

 

But I really admired your attempt to escape... But in the end... There is paint all over your shoes.

ible.

 

is that better? bein' fallible is okay, no?