September 23, 201511 yr Man, I went to the swap meet, and bought some used sneakers. Bad mistake. I think they might have been previously owned by a drug dealer. I'm not sure what they were laced with, but I've been trippin' all day.Ooooh, where? I want a pair!
September 23, 201511 yr http://rack.0.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzA4LzA1Lzc4L3RoZWZyZXNocHJpLmJjYjYxLmdpZgpwCXRodW1iCTg1MHg4NTA-CmUJanBn/94861316/e62/the-fresh-prince-of-bel-air.jpg
September 23, 201511 yr Hey! I got back just in time for DINNAH!!!I'll wash up- save me a drumstick, Chief!
September 23, 201511 yr On the 38th anniversary of Bert's no-hitter, the Twins win to stay alive in the wild card race. It also happens to be the 38th anniversary of my oldest child's birth.
September 23, 201511 yr together? I forget. I use sandals... Um, probably different ends of the same lace together. Just don't cross the streams. I've got it on good authority it is bad.
September 23, 201511 yr Hey! I got back just in time for DINNAH!!! I'll wash up- save me a drumstick, Chief! Drumstick? What is this, the high hat?
September 23, 201511 yr Stax Stuff was the best... So much better than Motown. You can hear Cropper playing guitar with Wilson Pickett... Sam and Dave... Otis Redding... Eddie Floyd... and many others. Eddie Floyd... It's like Thunder... Lightning... The way you love me is frightening... You Better Knock...TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP... On Wood... BABY... (Horns) Awesome stuff... Timeless. OMG- Knock on wood! Amii Stewart version, that hot, hot, gal! One summer, played some town ball in Crookston, back in ummm... '79? I think. They used to play that song for us at the Viking Disco, when we'd walk in after a game, still in uniform! Party down!!!
September 23, 201511 yr Huston Street K's Houston's Marisnik with 2 on and 2 out to end the 8th. 4-3 LA heading to the 9th. CBU, Huston/Houston Edition.
September 23, 201511 yr On the 38th anniversary of Bert's no-hitter, the Twins win to stay alive in the wild card race. It also happens to be the 38th anniversary of my oldest child's birth. Did you name the child Bert in honor of his big game (or simply because you really admired him)?
September 23, 201511 yr Man, I went to the swap meet, and bought some used sneakers. Bad mistake. I think they might have been previously owned by a drug dealer. I'm not sure what they were laced with, but I've been trippin' all day.Like only because there were no cannibals in this joke.
September 23, 201511 yr http://rack.0.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzA4LzA1Lzc4L3RoZWZyZXNocHJpLmJjYjYxLmdpZgpwCXRodW1iCTg1MHg4NTA-CmUJanBn/94861316/e62/the-fresh-prince-of-bel-air.jpgTsk tsk, TN. You are SO behind the times! http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/9-23-2015/29Uayd.gif
September 23, 201511 yr Certainly within 5 yrsI went to the Asian Games in Guangzhou back in 2010, and saw the baseball competition. (Surprise, Japan won). I thought they were trying to save $ on scarce baseballs or something, but there was netting completely surrounding the stands except for the outfield. No souvenirs at all. It sucked for that reason, and also for obscuring the sight lines.
September 23, 201511 yr The top three hitters in Cleveland's lineup are hitting .302, .318, .315--top three for the Twins: .260, .236, .266.Cleveland's top three hitters went 1-11 with an ill-advised sacrifice bunt, while the top three Twins hitters were 5-11 with two walks, two doubles, a triple , two runs scored and two RBI.
September 23, 201511 yr Cleveland's top three hitters went 1-11 with an ill-advised sacrifice bunt, while the top three Twins hitters were 5-11 with two walks, two doubles, a triple , two runs scored and two RBI.God, the beauty of this game, created by Thee. Nothing like a good game of Ironic-ball.
September 23, 201511 yr Tsk tsk, TN. You are SO behind the times! http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/9-23-2015/29Uayd.gifOh Always, where do you think Torii got his moves? Dude is a full on Fresh Prince ripoff. And Dozier is....well.............white. Torii will never touch this though http://daily-gif.com/gifs/carlton-dance.gif
September 23, 201511 yr I forget. I use sandals...Um, probably different ends of the same lace together.Just don't cross the streams. I've got it on good authority it is bad.Say, they look nice with the black knee socks, too.
September 23, 201511 yr Very sweet line for Santana, with a little help from Perkins: 7 IP, 5H, 1 BB, 7K. He's been money for what it is worth.
September 23, 201511 yr Oh Always, where do you think Torii got his moves? Dude is a full on Fresh Prince ripoff. And Dozier is....well.............white. Torii will never touch this though http://daily-gif.com/gifs/carlton-dance.gifI think I get it now ... you mean like how when Torii homers/robs homers we post videos of Kirby Puckett?
September 23, 201511 yr Did you name the child Bert in honor of his big game (or simply because you really admired him)?Well, no. Bert was pitching for the Rangers then and he had left Minnesota firing double barreled one-finger salutes to the few fans left in the stands for Twins' games. My daughter was born that day and I got home just in time to hear it mentioned that Bert had pitched a no-hitter.
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