I like Mrs. Chief.

At today's game?  

I have a bottle of ketchup on a high shelf of my kitchen cupboard. Had it a year, haven't opened it. It's not so much that ketchup doesn't go well on a hot dog, it's more that so many better condiments have come along. Sriracha tastes good on a dog, and jalapeno peppers and Dijon mustard. Hot dogs themselves have largely been replaced by much better things. Who wants a dog when you can have a Johnsonville brat?

Edited September 13, 201511 yr by jimbo92107

 

At today's game?  

No, I had some things to do. Sad I missed this one.

 

http://www.jackstrawspizza.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/webassets/viennabeefsign.jpg

Ick.

It looks like we may get some insurance this inning.

 

http://www.jackstrawspizza.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/webassets/viennabeefsign.jpg

Another example of Vienna beef:

 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9Pa_ffk_bQc/VaJA0yxP_fI/AAAAAAAABMQ/qCRtjfPzclg/s1600/download%2B%25284%2529.jpg

 

Ick.

I actually agree. I'm not a fan of the Chicago Dog ... I am of Vienna Beef franks ... but not the toppings that make a Chicago dog a Chicago dog.

 

 

Another example of Vienna beef:

 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9Pa_ffk_bQc/VaJA0yxP_fI/AAAAAAAABMQ/qCRtjfPzclg/s1600/download%2B%25284%2529.jpg

Okay ... there isn't enough ick and ish in the world for that one.  Back to the game ...

 

It looks like we may get some insurance this inning.

choose carefully

 

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Art/celebrity-pictures-jeff-goldblum-geico-insurance.jpg

 

http://www.jackstrawspizza.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/webassets/viennabeefsign.jpg

BTW, why did they go to the trouble to put high heels on a hot dog bun?

 

I actually agree. I'm not a fan of the Chicago Dog ... I am of Vienna Beef franks ... but not the toppings that make a Chicago dog a Chicago dog.

It looks like I may have chosen correctly between "ish" and "ick"!!11

 

Can't wait to rub RB's nose in it.

BTW, why did they go to the trouble to put high heels on a hot dog bun?

I don't know. Why?

A Sano GS here would be fun.

I don't know. Why?

Not a trick question. Just the placement of the 'V' logo makes the image look like a woman's heeled shoe, filled with enough Ish to last a lifetime (or one game thread, whichever comes first).

Not a trick question. Just the placement of the 'V' logo makes the image look like a woman's heeled shoe, filled with enough Ish to last a lifetime.

OY, for as smart as you are you are sometimes slow. Lol. Yes, I knew what you were getting at, but I was just turning it back on you.

 

Not a trick question. Just the placement of the 'V' logo makes the image look like a woman's heeled shoe, filled with enough Ish to last a lifetime (or one game thread, whichever comes first).

Gotta admit...I don't see it.

 

I drive the slow bus, so, you're not alone.

Better to drive the slow bus, than to ride the short bus.

 

Better to drive the slow bus, than to ride the short bus.

True story:  Mrs Chief actually drives the short bus.

 

 

When you consider how far behind Chicago could be with bases loaded twice and Sano batting... ouch.

Out.

The Twins have really neutralzed Abreu all year.  Great job of pitching him inside just enough.

Gotta admit...I don't see it.

Just a casual glance at the picture and I saw a high heel.

Maybe it's just that Chief hasn't worn high heels before and that's why he can't see it.

 

Better to drive the slow bus, than to ride the short bus.

Yeah, but have you seen me drive? 

I'm bored:

 

 

 

http://d0inw0rk.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/funny-baseball-picture.jpg

I got to visit the Jim Henson studio last night, which was originally Charlie Chaplin's studio and was later used to film the Superman TV series.  Lots of history there.

 

Maybe it's just that Chief hasn't worn high heels before and that's why he can't see it.

Nope.  That's not it.

I'm bored:

 

 

 

http://d0inw0rk.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/funny-baseball-picture.jpg

You should post the whole video. That's a funny one.

http://www.jackstrawspizza.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/webassets/viennabeefsign.jpg

I'll try 'em.

 

I thought it was yet another joke, better than all the rest: the Viener wiener.

 

Sometimes ya feel like a heel. Sometimes ya don't.

 

I got some bad news recently.  My shrink diagnosed me with kleptomania.

 

I'm dealing with it ok though.  When it gets bad, I just take something for it.

You can't explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they take everything literally.