***********

 

I elongated a couple of letters

 

http://sportsmockery.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/frank-gore.jpg

Holy hell, that little fella really grew!!

I predict turning Zobrist around backfires on us

 

Yeah... They even make that sound when they throw... Just Like Lindsay Wagner when she jumped on top of a building. 

 

Too bad her bionic ear was so faulty she had to move her hair out of the way for it to work.

 

 

http://ohmygodlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/bionic-aware-done.jpg

Zobrist won't hit a homerun here because he already has one and he's going for the cycle

 

Selfish player

 

Banunununununa,.........wait, or is that Chevy Chase in Caddyshack? What were we talking about again?

What are we talking about? Chevy, is that you?

 

Lets be honest, even if we do get the lead, we have to sweat through Jepsens pitching.

Yeah, you're right.

 

Much better to sweat through Duensing tied.

Duensing against the top of the order, what could go wrong?

 

Lets be honest, even if we do get the lead, we have to sweat through Jepsens pitching.

During the commercial, I grabbed two fresh shirts -- just for that very scenario.

Last I looked, he was 4-0.

He's due

Shouldn't Buxton be figuring things out a little at the plate?

 

Banunununununa,.........wait, or is that Chevy Chase in Caddyshack? What were we talking about again?

 

That must be the Canadian Spelling

It is Type like a Pirate Day

I don't even know what this means but I'm still laughing #easily enertained

 

Last I looked, he was 4-0.

Doesn't matter, congress did away with the draft in the 70's.

Well ****.

Count workin'

Gordon always seems to come through

Duensing has more walks than strikeouts?

 

Love it

 

That must be the Canadian Spelling

"...talking aboot..."

This current battery should not be on the roster next year.

 

 

Cheslor Cuthbert now playing 3rd....

 

Wha...?  I thought he was on the polo team, eh what?  My word.  I do say.

 

I do say Cheslor. We are having gimlets on the veranda, and amuse bouche if you're feeling peckish.

Edited September 10, 201511 yr by Gibby

I wish the Twins had guys that could get 2nd automatically

What's with all this giving bases crap?  If we don't have a catcher that can throw anyone out, do we not a catcher, full stop?

Edited September 10, 201511 yr by Ultima Ratio

 

I don't even know what this means but I'm still laughing #easily enertained

 

I think it is pretty self-explanatory

 

http://38.media.tumblr.com/dd6ad5be999dd3de71513e513fa20b37/tumblr_inline_n1lc8oZhd31s3f1eu.jpg

Husker on husker violence

Duensing against the top of the order, what could go wrong?

I blame you.

 

Duensing against the top of the order, what could go wrong?

This game would be over, by the time I could post my answers    

 

Now Boyer, buying Tums stock fer shure!!!!!

BOYER!!!

 

OH BOY 

 

*Ball put in play, run(s)

Can someone please let Molitor know you can bring in your god damn ****ing closer in non god damn closing situations?

WYF -- I just tuned in and we don't seem to care about baserunners.