September 2, 201511 yr Author A husband asks his wife, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”“After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.”“If I died and you remarried,” the husband asks, “would he live in this house?”“We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I’m not going to get rid of my house. I guess he would.”“If I died and you remarried, and he lived in this house,” the husband asks, “would he sleep in our bed?”“Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2000. It’s going to last a long time, so I guess he would.”“If I died and you remarried, and he lived in this house and slept in our bed, would he use my golf clubs?”“Oh, no!” the wife replies. “He’s left-handed!”
September 2, 201511 yr Author This Duffey kid is growing on me You are obviously some sort of incubator?
September 2, 201511 yr Just gettin' home from work. How much are we down?I don't think we're down, I think we're happy.
September 2, 201511 yr Author Love it ... Esco is saying '**** you for trading me' "Thank" would be 5 asterisks.
September 2, 201511 yr You know it's been almost 4 months, and I can still feel the shingles in my lower back and hip.
September 2, 201511 yr Author I don't think we're down, I think we're happy. The Prozac is kicking in
September 2, 201511 yr Author You know it's been almost 4 months, and I can still feel the shingles in my lower back and hip. You need a more accurate roofer Ba Dum Tish
September 2, 201511 yr Lol...Sale with zero muscle mass. All tendons and ligaments. We got jokes on the broadcast tonight.
September 2, 201511 yr Author Lol...Sale with zero muscle mass. All tendons and ligaments. We got jokes on the broadcast tonight. I think Jack was serious
September 2, 201511 yr Meet Jamie Hersch at 1 PM at the fair.......this doesn't sound like a bad day at the fair.
September 2, 201511 yr how can the Twins look so good against Sale, a legitimate Cy Young contender, but make some rookie making his first start look like Cy Young reincarnated. Sometimes I just don't get it.
September 2, 201511 yr Author how can the Twins look so good against Sale, a legitimate Cy Young contender, but make some rookie making his first start look like Cy Young reincarnated. Sometimes I just don't get it. I don't know but it's what makes baseball so beautiful
September 2, 201511 yr Author Does anybody really wear zubaz? Not me... I typically don't wear pants. .
September 2, 201511 yr Does anybody really wear zubaz?No, the zubaz wear you. At least in Soviet Russia that is the case.
September 2, 201511 yr Not me... I typically don't wear pants. . you should try Zubaz, soft, comfy, and airy, almost like not wearing pants, but way more socially acceptable than tighty whiteys
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