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Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/23 @ 12:35pm CT

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Pelfrey with some early bullet dodging there.

I'm starting to think Pelfrey might need more than 2 runs of support.

TwinsCD, on 23 Aug 2015 - 09:56 AM, said:

    Smoothies are great.  So many different directions you can go IF you're disciplined enough not to go off the rails with bad stuff.  I have a mouth full of sweet teeth and I want to go over to the dark side but I stay good and put the green stuff in it.

I make a green smoothie, too. It includes spinach, kale, Greek yogurt, fresh ginger, carrot juice, apple juice (fresh, pressed ... not Mott's or that kind; fresh apple cider, if it's available), avocado, cucumber. It's awesome! :)
 

Been experimenting with frozen ice cubes of high nutrient mixtures. Brown ones are a mix of legumes like kidney, black, red, mayocoba, roman, garbanzo, pinto, etc. Green cubes are watercress plus The Ultimate Meal nutrient powder. In the blender I add frozen chopped onions, bell pepper, micellar caseineate powder, and various flavorings if I want it to taste good, which sometimes I don't.

 

What I add for flavor depends on if I feel like losing weight that day. The less flavoring, the less stuff I feel like drinking out of that infernal Ninja single serve cup.

 

I'm thinking of starting a national franchise where a faceless robot serves you a high-nutrient cup of goo in return for a paltry sum of money to sustain your miserable human existence. Cup of Goo would be a featureless cube of cinder blocks painted a dull gray, with a small hole for transactions. Humans would be allowed free parking for ten minutes, after which all vehicles would be towed. Outdoor seating would be thick, cast-iron stools in the same cubical shape as the building. Aesthetic consistency is important to humans.

 

Birds keep a knockin/peckin, BUT, they can't come in     ;)

 

Tryin' to remember the rest o' that song...

 

But all i can think of is "low ri der"

First pitch: Herrmann puts down 2, Pelfrey shakes to FB

 

Second pitch. Herrman puts down 4, Pelfrey shakes to FB. Hammered to right.

 

Pelfrey FB% now above 90%. He should listen to Herrmann IMO.

 

I'm starting to think Pelfrey might need more than 2 runs of support.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XzqqGZvxBMw/hqdefault.jpg

All Morning... One Squirrel has been chasing this other squirrel just outside my patio window... 

 

Up the Tree... Down the Tree. Across the Patio... out of sight and then across the patio from the other side and out of sight again... And then up the tree and down the tree... and all around the tree. Resting for awhile and then away they go. 

 

It might seem like they are playing... but I think i'm watching a territorial battle of sorts. 

 

It's been 6 hours and it's still going on. 

 

They are fighting for control of the Trees by my patio. I don't know who I'm cheering for. 

 

First pitch: Herrmann puts down 2, Pelfrey shakes to FB

 

Second pitch. Herrman puts down 4, Pelfrey shakes to FB. Hammered to right.

 

Pelfrey FB% now above 90%. He should listen to Herrmann IMO.

 

Always listen to the Catcher

 

Catcher are a lot like Wives in that regard. 

Was making pickles.  Missed Sano's HR.  Was it bomb?

 

All Morning... One Squirrel has been chasing this other squirrel just outside my patio window... 

 

Up the Tree... Down the Tree. Across the Patio... out of sight and then across the patio from the other side and out of sight again... And then up the tree and down the tree... and all around the tree. Resting for awhile and then away they go. 

 

It might seem like they are playing... but I think i'm watching a territorial battle of sorts. 

 

It's been 6 hours and it's still going on. 

 

They are fighting for control of the Trees by my patio. I don't know who I'm cheering for. 

Cheer for moose.

Gary Thorne is just ripping Pelfrey and his tempo right now.

 

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

 

I don't know... Why did the Suicidal Chicken Cross the Road?

Pelfrey seems to have good stuff today.  He seems to be picking a little too much.

 

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

He stopped in the middle to lay it on the line.

 

All Morning... One Squirrel has been chasing this other squirrel just outside my patio window... 

 

Up the Tree... Down the Tree. Across the Patio... out of sight and then across the patio from the other side and out of sight again... And then up the tree and down the tree... and all around the tree. Resting for awhile and then away they go. 

 

It might seem like they are playing... but I think i'm watching a territorial battle of sorts. 

 

It's been 6 hours and it's still going on. 

 

They are fighting for control of the Trees by my patio. I don't know who I'm cheering for. 

That or the Mom driving her posting kid, out of her basement ;)

Too bad Hicks isn't playing right field, he nails Parra at the plate. Robinson's arm just isn't that strong.

 

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

Going quickly or slowly?

 

Thorne:

 

"Pelfrey is without a doubt the slowest pitcher the Orioles have faced."

"Pelfrey can luuuulll you to sleep."

"[hp umpire] Chris Conroy sways back and forth.. just to keep the blood flowing."

 

You mean like this?

 

http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/the-birds-bw-fireplace.jpg

No!!! They got in   :)

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No!!! They got in   :)

Yes … and didn't the birds just score a run?

 

Speaking of which ...

 

End of 3, Twins still lead, but only by one now … 2-1 Twins, cbu

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs under a pile of leaves?

Bob.

 

Oh, no, wait … that's when he's floating in the water.

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