August 21, 201511 yr Author Good News: I didn't expect to see this game because I had an event to attend but the rain delay gave me enough time to get home and watch. Bad News: It's Free kin Eastern Time around here. I'm getting tired.
August 21, 201511 yr Author Not sure I can keep watching if he'S A NO SHOW for the rest of the season... I see what you did there
August 21, 201511 yr Dickbert is talking a lot about strike outs, I don't understand this concept, Twins pitchers are allowed to strike out opposing batters? According to the popular baseball flick, Bull Durham, strikeouts tend to be a bit fascist. Whereas getting the ball put in play tends to be democratic. Its the most American thing to do and the Twins seem to be extreme xenophobes.
August 21, 201511 yr Duffey is probably catching hell for not pitching to contact and letting them get themselves out. The remedy for that is to just cut out the middleman and hit the batters. Might be one series too late, though...
August 21, 201511 yr Do you believe I just canclelled a flight to Tokyo because my dog is having oral surgery in the morning? I know she would freak out if I'm not around when she wakes up. My Dad thinks I'm being a wuss.
August 21, 201511 yr Hey Lil' North. Of Course I didn't kill him. He is just very sleepy right now. He'll be chirpin' at your window when you awake from your evening slumber in the morn'. I recommend putting out some Welch's Grape Jelly. And Baltimore Orioles don't chirp. Their song is a rather dulcet series of rich, clear, whistled notes: pidoo tewdi tewdi yewdi tew tidew.
August 21, 201511 yr Good News: I didn't expect to see this game because I had an event to attend but the rain delay gave me enough time to get home and watch. Bad News: It's Free kin Eastern Time around here. I'm getting tired. No worries. Just make fists with your toes. Saw that in a documentary about either air travel or skyscraper construction, forget which.
August 21, 201511 yr Do you believe I just canclelled a flight to Tokyo because my dog is having oral surgery in the morning? I know she would freak out if I'm not around when she wakes up. My Dad thinks I'm being a wuss.You're doing the right thing?
August 21, 201511 yr Author Do you believe I just canclelled a flight to Tokyo because my dog is having oral surgery in the morning? I know she would freak out if I'm not around when she wakes up. My Dad thinks I'm being a wuss. Oral Surgery? I'm against that... I'm a believer in free speech.
August 21, 201511 yr Do you believe I just canclelled a flight to Tokyo because my dog is having oral surgery in the morning? I know she would freak out if I'm not around when she wakes up. My Dad thinks I'm being a wuss.You need to tell your dog to consult you earlier when he makes his appointments.
August 21, 201511 yr The chances for the bullpen to blow this are getting smaller and smaller.Like matter and light being sucked into a black hole.
August 21, 201511 yr Do you believe I just cancelled a flight to Tokyo because my dog is having oral surgery in the morning? I know she would freak out if I'm not around when she wakes up. My Dad thinks I'm being a wuss. I'd believe it. That sounds like taking good care of her. Hope things work out both for your dog and for the Tokyo trip.
August 21, 201511 yr I recommend putting out some Welch's Grape Jelly. And Baltimore Orioles don't chirp. Their song is a rather dulcet series of rich, clear, whistled notes: pidoo tewdi tewdi yewdi tew tidew.This SEEMS like it should be one of the greatest setup lines ever, but I'll be danged if I can come up with anything.
August 21, 201511 yr No worries. Just make fists with your toes. Saw that in a documentary about either air travel or skyscraper construction, forget which. That sounds like fun independent of the situation. I ought to do that more often. I'll be invincible! Someone tells me "scissors cuts paper" and i'll tell 'em to look down...
August 21, 201511 yr Author I recommend putting out some Welch's Grape Jelly. And Baltimore Orioles don't chirp. Their song is a rather dulcet series of rich, clear, whistled notes: pidoo tewdi tewdi yewdi tew tidew. Plus One for you... Just the mere attempt at trying to spell this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6cI3YB5rTY
August 21, 201511 yr You're doing the right thing? Well, I'm also saving a couple days of not paying for hotels in Japan.
August 21, 201511 yr duffey seems to have shrugged off that toronto start as if they were a bat with a weighted donut. take off the donut and the game is a lot more manageable.
August 21, 201511 yr Author Well, I'm also saving a couple days of not paying for hotels in Japan. Yeah... Cuz Surgery is always much cheaper.
August 21, 201511 yr Well, I'm also saving a couple days of not paying for hotels in Japan.You're definitely doing the right thing.
August 21, 201511 yr Well, I'm also saving a couple days of not paying for hotels in Japan.More expensive than paying for hotels on Boardwalk.
August 21, 201511 yr You need to tell your dog to consult you earlier when he makes his appointments. Yeah, normally I would, but she lost her mind and destroyed a downspout to get to a chipmunk, resulting in a broken tooth,
August 21, 201511 yr Do you believe I just canclelled a flight to Tokyo because my dog is having oral surgery in the morning? I know she would freak out if I'm not around when she wakes up. My Dad thinks I'm being a wuss. If my computer had died just as I read the 's' in surgery, I'd probably stop using the internet for the rest of my life. If you hadn't misspelled 'cancelled', I'd just disregard this as a typical first world problem (.com) for a hyper-successful American. In the absence of those two conditions, my conclusion is that you're an alien sent to destroy civilization as a precursor to invasion.
August 21, 201511 yr Yeah, normally I would, but she lost her mind and destroyed a downspout to get to a chipmunk, resulting in a broken tooth,The chipmunk was hiding in the downspout? Must have been something like this.
August 21, 201511 yr Yeah, normally I would, but she lost her mind and destroyed a downspout to get to a chipmunk, resulting in a broken tooth,what happened to your dog?
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